All U Can Eat Ukulele Chords

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So I'm lookin' at all the people in this restaurant
 
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What do you think they weigh?
 
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Look out the window to the parking lot
 
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at their SUVs taking all of the space
 
 
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They give no fuck, they talk as loud as they want
 
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They give no fuck, just as long as there's enough for them
 
 
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Gonna get on the microphone down at Wal-Mart
 
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Talk about some shit that's been on my mind
 
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Talk about the state of this great nation of ours
 
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People, look to you left, yeah, look to your right
 
 
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They give no fuck, they buy as much as they want
 
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They give no fuck, just as long as there's enough for them
 
 
piano solo)
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So I look at the people lining up for plastic
 
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I'd like to see 'em in the National Geographic
 
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Squatting bare-assed in the dirt eating rice from a bowl
 
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With a towel on their head or maybe a bone in their nose
 
 
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See that asshole with the peace sign on his license plate
 
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Giving me the finger and running me out of his lane
 
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God made us number one cause he loves us the best
 
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Well maybe he should go bless someone else for a while, give us a rest
 
 
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Just so everyone can see
 
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We've eaten all that we can eat
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