Party Favor Ukulele Chords

This is the clean version. I had to creatively rewrite it so my younger students could learn it.
 
[Intro]
N.C.
Hey, leave a message
 
[Verse 1]
C
Hey, call me back
          Am
When you get this
                     F
Or when you've got a minute
                  C     G
We really need to talk
C
Wait, you know what
              Am
Maybe just forget it
                      F
Cause by the time you get this
                      C       G
Your number might be blocked
 
[Chorus]
Am                    C
Stay and blah blah blah
         F                      C G
You just want what you can't have
    Am                    C
No wait, I'll call the cops
             F                     C G *
If you don't stop I'll call your dad
         F            G              C
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
       Am             E7
Happy birthday by the way
          F              G               C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullshit
                 Am
You know that's bullshit
            E7
Don't you, babe
F *             Fm *
  I'm not your party favor
 
C [tap, tap]
 
[Verse 2]
C                                     Am
Look, now I know we could've done it better
                        F
But we can't change the weather
                            C   G
And the weather's come and gone
C                                        Am
Books don't make sense if you read them backwards
                        F
You'll single out the wrong words
                       C      G
Like you mishear all my songs
 
[Chorus]
          Am *               C *
You hear stay and blah blah blah
          F *                  C * G *
You just want what you can't have
    Am                   C
No wait, I'll call the cops
              F                    C  G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad
        F             G               C
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
       Am             E7
Happy birthday by the way
          F              G               C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullshit
                 Am
You know that's bullshit
            E7
Don't you, babe
F *             Fm *
  I'm not your party favor
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