Your Only Friends Are Make Believe Chords

Well you sing like an amputee though
Why?
Can't hold a note, can't carry a tune.
 
A5  E5  (x4)
 
[Verse]
A5                  E5  A5              E5
Knock, knock Mr. Rogers, it's Mr. McFeelie
A5                 E5    A5             B5
I've brought you a letter - speedy delivery
A5               E5        A5         E5
Well Mr. McFeelie, if there's postage due
A5            E5       A5          B5
You can go fuck yourself like captain Kangaroo
 A5         B5             C#5                    E5*
I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
A5               B5                 E5*        B5
But in the end I still have no friends
 
[Chorus]
A5         E5  (x2)
Do, do, do...
 
A5  E5  (x4)
 
[Verse]
A5                  E5  A5              E5
Mr. Rogers, I like your cardigan sweater
A5                 E5    A5             B5
Mr. McFeelie, shut up and give me my letter
A5               E5        A5         E5
I don't want to talk to you, don't you understand?
A5            E5                   A5                 B5
Why are you inside my house, you're just my fuckin' mailman?
 A5         B5             C#5                    E5*
I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
A5               B5                 E5*        B5
But in the end I still have no friends
 
[Chorus]
A5         E5  (x4)
Do, do, do...
 
[Verse]
 A5         B5             C#5                    E5*
You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
A5               B5                 E5*        B5
But in the end you still have no friends
 
 A5         B5             C#5                    E5*
You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
A5               B5                 E5*        B5
But in the end you still have no friends
 
[Chorus]
A5         E5
Do, do, do...  (x2)
 
[Bridge]
A5                        E5
You are my best friend too
                 D5
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
                  A5                      E5
Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
                 D5                B5
And rock out to old school Duran Duran
 
[Verse]
A5
Your best friend is you
                  E5
I'm my best friend too
                  D5                    D5
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
A5                                      E5
Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
                D5*              B5
And rock out to old school Duran Duran
 
[Outro]
A5
Your best friend is you
                  E5
I'm my best friend too
                  D5                    D5
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
A5                                      E5
Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
                D5*              B5
And rock out to old school Duran Duran
 
A5
Your best friend is you
                  E5
I'm my best friend too
                  D5                    D5
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
A5                                      E5
Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
                D5*              B5
And rock out to old school Duran Duran
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