Are You Happy Acoustic Chords

[Intro]
 
 C Em C Em F G
 
 
[Verse 1]
 Am              Em
Now the show is done
F                   C               E                    Am
I hope that you had, gut-trembling or something resembling fun
                              Em
And if you watch this thing alone
F                                                     C                    E
You probably didn’€™t laugh, but maybe a few times you exhaled out of your nose
Am                            Em
But if you hated it, that’€™s fair
                  F                                      C                 G
But either way, could you find a little more time for a parting questionnaire?
 
 
[Chorus]
 C                            E       F
On a scale from one to zero, are you happy?
 C                                      E       F
Cause you’re on your own from here, so are you happy?
 C                        E       F
I’€™m open to suggestions, are you happy?
 C                          Dm         E      F
But what the fuck kind of question is "Am I happy?"
 
 
[Verse 2]
  C                   E       G   Am
I really wanna try to get happy
                 G        F
And I think that I could get it if I didn’€™t always
 C                    G
Panic every time I’m unhappy like
F
   I’m owed some life
  C                       Em
Where I’m always, like, happy
  G        Am                      G    F
Which is stupid ’cause I wouldn’€™t even want it if I got it
     C            G        F      Fm
Wait, oh god, my dad was right
 
 
[Outro]
 C                              E      F
So if you know or ever knew how to be happy
 C                               E       F
On a scale from one to two now, are you happy?
 C                            E       F
You’€™re everything you hated, are you happy?
 C                        E
Hey, look Ma, I made it, are you happy?
 
Repeat intro and end on C
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