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Hilarious Song! No questions asked!
I put the lyrics in too if you sing.




e|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------------||
B|-10--10--10--10--|-10--10--10--10--|--9--9--9----9--9--9----9--9---||0
G|--9---9---9---9--|--9---9---9---9--|--9--9--9----9--9--9----9--9---||   
D|--7---7---7---7--|--7---7---7---7--|--7--7--7----9--9--9----7--7---||   x4
A|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------------||0
E|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------------||
Then, you just hold the A5 chord after the fourth time.
1. She told me she was running late as she headed out the door.~
2. I heard the sound of lightning as the rain began to pour.~

e|-----------|-----------|----------|-----------||
B|-----9-----|-----7-----|-----7----|-----5-----||0
G|-----8-----|-----6-----|-----7----|-----4-----||
D|-----6-----|-----4-----|-----4----|-----2-----||   x2
A|-----------|-----------|----------|-----------||0
E|-----------|-----------|----------|-----------||                  
3. When she got to work her hands were wet,
   But she didn't have time to dry.~

e|-----------|-----------|----------|-----------||
B|-----9-----|-----7-----|-----8----|-----5--5--||
G|-----8-----|-----6-----|-----7----|-----4--4--||
D|-----6-----|-----4-----|-----5----|-----2--2--||   
A|-----------|-----------|----------|-----------||
E|-----------|-----------|----------|-----------||
4. Her clear heels slipped on fifty cents,
   When she heard somebody cry!


(Chorus)
e|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------------||
B|-10--10--10--10--|-10--10--10--10--|--9--9--9----9--9--9----9--9---||0
G|--9---9---9---9--|--9---9---9---9--|--9--9--9----9--9--9----9--9---||   
D|--7---7---7---7--|--7---7---7---7--|--7--7--7----9--9--9----7--7---||   x2
A|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------------||0
E|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------------||
1.Stripper pole accident!
2.She woke up inside an am-bu-lance.~

e|-------------|------------|------------|------------|
B|--7--7--7--7-|-7--7--7--7-|-9--9--9--9-|-9--9--9--9-|
G|--6--6--6--6-|-6--6--6--6-|-8--8--8--8-|-8--8--8--8-|   
D|--4--4--4--4-|-4--4--4--4-|-6--6--6--6-|-6--6--6--6-|
A|-------------|------------|------------|------------|
E|-------------|------------|------------|------------|
3.Crack her skull and broke her nose!
4.Now she'll never feel her toes!

e|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------------||
B|-10--10--10--10--|-10--10--10--10--|--9--9--9----9--9--9----9--9---||
G|--9---9---9---9--|--9---9---9---9--|--9--9--9----9--9--9----9--9---||   
D|--7---7---7---7--|--7---7---7---7--|--7--7--7----9--9--9----7--7---||   
A|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------------||
E|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------------||
Stripper pole ac-ciden-t!

you then play this twice.
e|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------------||
B|-10--10--10--10--|-10--10--10--10--|--9--9--9----9--9--9----9--9---||0
G|--9---9---9---9--|--9---9---9---9--|--9--9--9----9--9--9----9--9---||   
D|--7---7---7---7--|--7---7---7---7--|--7--7--7----9--9--9----7--7---||  x2  
A|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------------||0
E|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------------||

e|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------------||
B|-10--10--10--10--|-10--10--10--10--|--9--9--9----9--9--9----9--9---||0
G|--9---9---9---9--|--9---9---9---9--|--9--9--9----9--9--9----9--9---||   
D|--7---7---7---7--|--7---7---7---7--|--7--7--7----9--9--9----7--7---||  x3
A|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------------||0
E|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------------||
1. I was watching cheaters, 
2. when I first heard the news.~
3. As soon as it was over, 

e|-------------|------------|------------|------------||
B|--7--7--7--7-|-7--7--7--7-|-5--5--5--5-|-5--5--5--5-||
G|--6--6--6--6-|-6--6--6--6-|-4--4--4--4-|-4--4--4--4-||
D|--4--4--4--4-|-4--4--4--4-|-2--2--2--2-|-2--2--2--2-||
A|-------------|------------|------------|------------||
E|-------------|------------|------------|------------||
4. I tried to find my shows.~

e|-----------|-----------|----------|-----------||
B|-----9-----|-----7-----|-----7----|-----5-----||0
G|-----8-----|-----6-----|-----7----|-----4-----||
D|-----6-----|-----4-----|-----4----|-----2-----||   x2
A|-----------|-----------|----------|-----------||0
E|-----------|-----------|----------|-----------||                  
1.When the doctor told me that,
2. She'd never walk again.~ 
   
e|-----------|-----------|----------|-----------||
B|-----9-----|-----7-----|-----8----|-----5--5--||
G|-----8-----|-----6-----|-----7----|-----4--4--||
D|-----6-----|-----4-----|-----5----|-----2--2--||   
A|-----------|-----------|----------|-----------||
E|-----------|-----------|----------|-----------||
3. I looked into her 2 black eyes and said
4."Who's gonna pay the rent?!"

e|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------------||
B|-10--10--10--10--|-10--10--10--10--|--9--9--9----9--9--9----9--9---||0
G|--9---9---9---9--|--9---9---9---9--|--9--9--9----9--9--9----9--9---||   
D|--7---7---7---7--|--7---7---7---7--|--7--7--7----9--9--9----7--7---||  x3
A|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------------||0
E|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------------||
1. Stripper pole ac-cident!
2.Her  second vertebrate is broke and bent.

e|-------------|------------|------------|------------|
B|--7--7--7--7-|-7--7--7--7-|-9--9--9--9-|-9--9--9--9-|
G|--6--6--6--6-|-6--6--6--6-|-8--8--8--8-|-8--8--8--8-|   
D|--4--4--4--4-|-4--4--4--4-|-6--6--6--6-|-6--6--6--6-|
A|-------------|------------|------------|------------|
E|-------------|------------|------------|------------|
3. If she can't squat on someones knob,
4. Then I'll have to get a job!

e|-----------|-----------|
B|---8---7-7-|---5-------|
G|---7---7-7-|---4-------|
D|---5---5-5-|---2-------|
A|-----------|-----------|
E|-----------|-----------|
Stripper pole ac-ciden-t!

e|-----------|-----------|----------|----------||
B|-----8-----|-----7-----|-----5----|-----7----||
G|-----7-----|-----6-----|-----4----|-----6----||
D|-----5-----|-----4-----|-----2----|-----4----||   
A|-----------|-----------|----------|----------||
E|-----------|-----------|----------|----------||
1.She sued and got her job back,
2. But she can't shake her dead ass.

e|-----------|-----------|----------|-----------||
B|-----8-----|-----7-----|-----9----|-----11----||
G|-----7-----|-----6-----|-----8----|-----10----||
D|-----5-----|-----4-----|-----6----|-----8-----||   
A|-----------|-----------|----------|-----------||
E|-----------|-----------|----------|-----------||


!SOLO!  *its all double tones
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--/7~--7/12--12\7--5--8~--7-8-7-8-7-5--6~--5-6-5-6-5-3--8b=10=8~--5b=7=5~-|
G|--/8~--8/11--11\8--5--9~--8-9-8-9-8-6--7~--6-7-6-7-6-4--------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|

i like to end he solo with a pinch harmonic on B.
e|------
B|--<12>
G|------
D|------
A|------
E|------

And all the rest are repeats, and I don't feel like doin' um.

Well, that's my tab. hope you like it cus im sure its right.





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avsHRSHES 30 May 05, 2011 08:11 PM

Great tab and a great song! You should out saturday!

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