Coward Chords

[Verse]
 
G
My honey thinks I'm a coward
Am
My darling thinks I'm a dud
C                                  G
My sweetheart swears I'm a bit too meek
G
My lover doubts I'm a fighter
Am
My sugar is sure I am neither
C                                     G
My baby doll sprinkle-butt thinks I'm weak
 
[Bridge]
       D
So you say to me: Why can't you be
              C
More Like Bug Hunter
 
[Chorus]
               G
Fighting petty thieves behind the Wendy's
          D                            Em
thwarting robberies, defending all the cowards too afraid to be
    C
Bug Hunter
       G                           D
A vigilante and a fighter, pulling grannies out of fires
           Em                               C
Though his spandex is too tight we love Bug Hunter
        Em                         D
You can run, you can hide, can you change my mind?
 
[Verse]
 
G
My honey thinks I'm a coward
Am
that I have no superpowers
C                                G
that I'm just the average sloppy Joe
 
[Bridge]
 
                     D
So you say: no, I'll give you some credit, you do seem athletic
         D
When you run/jump/leap from the scene and exit
          D
You might be prophetic, at least telepathetic
       D
So I'm thinking of a hero, no need to guess it
                                  C
It might sting but let it, I'd be yours if you'd be a bit
Em            C
More Like Bug Hunter
 
[Chorus]
 
         G
When the skateboard park collapsed
          D
Guess who dressed up in his mask,
        Em
With 20 grannies on his back, that's right
    C                 G
Bug Hunter... whereas you were not around
        D
You disappeared when it went down,
             Em
I found your clothes thrown on the ground
             C
Why were you naked? Forget it
        Em                         D                      G
You can run, you can hide, can you change? My mind's made up
        Em                         D                  G
You can run, you can hide, can you change a mind made up?
 
[Bridge]
    Am
But Do you wonder why there's so much
                               G
spandex in my laundry when you wash it? (Please stop putting it in the dryer)
    Am
And when I missed your birthday
                                                  G
Did you catch the news that night 'cause if you'd watched it
                                              Am
You'd note the lack of grannies dyin’ on your birthday
                                                           G
And do you ever wonder why the Honey Bee kidnaps you every weekend?
           N.C.                        Am
Forcing me (I mean Bug Hunter) to come save you?
                  D
And you never say thank you! (or see us in the same room)
 
[Outro]
 
G
My honey thinks I'm a coward
Am
Eyes closed and all set to judge
      Em                       D                          G
I can run, I can hide, I can't change -- your mind's made up
G
So go ahead and call me a coward
Am
The truth hurts; a lie never does
    Em                           D                          G
I'd rather fight crime than your mind when your mind's made up
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