Gertcha Chords

Gertcha - Chas and Dave
 
C                                                               C
Well There’s A Word That I Don’t Understand, I Hear It Everyday From My Old Man
C                                                       G
It May Be Cockney Rhyming Slang, It Ain’t In No School Book
C
He Says It Every Time That He Gets Mad, A Regular Caution Is My Old Dad
F                             G
Rub The Old Man Up The Wrong Way And Bet Your Life You’ll Hear Him Say...
 
 
Guitar Run Down C  Bb  A  Ab  Run Back Up  B  G  A  B
 
 
Gertch! You Cow Son, Gertcha!
 
C
Gertcha! When The Kids Are Swinging On The Gate,
                 F
Gertcha! When The Paper Boy Is Half An Hour Late
C
Gertcha! When The Pigeons Are Pecking At His Seeds,
   F                                        F#dim
Gertcha! When The Barker Starts Digging Up His Beans
 
 
        Guitar Run Down  G  A  Bb B  Run Back Up  C  D  E  B  E
 
 
 
Gertch! You Cow Son, Gertcha!
 
 
F               D                         G
Barstool Preaching That’s The Old Man's Game
 
C
Now The Old Man Was A Desert Rat,Khaki Shorts And A Khaki Hat
C                                                    G
How Me Mother Could Have Fancied That  I Just Don’t Know
C
But When The Enemy Came In Sight  They Gave Up Without A Fight
        F                                           G
Cos They Rubbed Him Up The Wrong Way  This Is What They Heard Him Say 
 
 
G                              Run Down  G  A  Bb  B   Run Back Up   C  D  E  B  E
 
Gertch! You Cow Son, Gertcha!
 
 
C
Gertcha! When My Rock And Roll Records Wake Him Up 
F
Gertcha! When The Poles Knocked England Out The Cup
C
Gertcha! When The Kids Are Banging On His Door
           F                                    F#dim
Gertcha! When The Barman Wont Serve Him Any More
 
 
                                 Run Up  G  A  Bb  B  C  D  E  B  E
 
Gertch! You Cow Son, Gertcha!
 
F               D                         G
Barstool Preaching He's Always Been The Same
 
 
Solo G  C  F  G
 
 
Gertch! You Cow Son, Gertcha!
 
C
Gertcha!  When The Dog's Left A Message On The Step
F
Gertcha!  Lester Piggot When He Lost It By A Neck
C
Gertcha!  When Me Brother Kicks The Toes Out Of His Shoes
F                                               F#dim
Gertcha!  When The Houseflies Are Flying Round His Food
 
 
                                Run Up  G  A  Bb  B  C  D  E  B  E
 
Gertch! You Cow Son, Gertcha!
 
F                         D                       G
Barstool Preaching, He's Always Been The Same
 
Gertcha!  X 4
 
C
Gertcha! When Me Mother Says He Cant Go Down The Pub,
F
Gertcha! Sisters Boyfriend Putting Sister Up The Club
C
Gertcha! At The Tomcats, When They’re Kicking Up A Din  
F                            F#dim
Gertcha! When West Ham beat Tottenham 3-0 for the 'Win'
C
Gertcha! When Me Mother Locks Him Out The Flat,
F
Gertcha! When Its Raining  And He Cant Find His Hat
C
Gertcha! In The Mornings  When His Motor Car Wont Go,
F
Gertcha! Next Door Neighbour When He Wont Give Him A Tow
 
Gertcha!  Gertcha!  Gertcha! (quick fade-end)
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