Everything Happens To Me Chords

[Verse 1]
A9       D7                         Bm7              Em7
I make a date for golf, and you can bet your life it rains
  Am11          D7             Cm11                  E7susb9
I try to give a party, and the guy upstairs complains
E7/A         Am7        Cm7 F9 Gmaj7 C#m7#5   Cm                Bm7 Bbm7
I guess I'll go through life, just catching colds and missing trains
Am7        Bm7        Gmaj7
Everything happens to me
 
 
[Verse 2]
Am7     Eb13   D9   Bm7            Em7
I never miss a thing, I've had the measles and the mumps
    Am7                  D7      Bm7b5          E7#5#9 E7/G#
And every time I play an ace, my partner always trumps
Am7                Cm7   Cm9       F9              D13susb9 Gmaj9 Bm7 Bbm7
I guess I'm just a fool, who never looks before he jumps
Am7        Bb7#9   D7 G
Everything happens to me
 
 
[Bridge]
   Dm11                    G7#5#9    Cmaj7
At first, my heart thought you could break this jinx for me
     A7b13      Dm7  G7b9b13      Cmaj9
That love would turn the trick to end despair
    C#m11        F#7#5#9                 Bmaj9        Gm7
But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me
Em7                   A13            Am11 D13 B13 E9sus E13b9
I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
 
 
[Verse 3]
 
Am7 Am9 A7#5#9       D9     Bm7      Em7 Bb7
I've telegraphed and phoned and sent an airmail special too
Am7                D7                 Cm11         E13
Your answer was goodbye and there was even postage due
Am7       Cm9       F9                Gmaj7          Gmaj7 A13b9
I fell in love just once, and then it had to be with you
Am7        Bb7#9      G
Everything happens to me
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