Add Me Chords

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I'm a loner alone with neuroses and hate
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Anger is a permanent character trait
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My letter bombs are primed and ready to send
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Would you like to add me as a friend?
 
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I'm a wound-up whiner with a fetish for guns
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I'm almost 50 and I live with my Mum
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I hope my nude picture doesn't offend
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Would you like to add me as a friend?
 
 
 
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Add me. Add me
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My mother says she wished she'd never had me
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Add me. Add me
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Would you like to add me as a friend?
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Would you like to add me as a friend?
 
 
 
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I'm a recovering alcoholic I rarely leave my room
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Peeping through the curtains in my dog costume
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The voices in my head aah they'll get me in the end
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Would you like to add me as a friend?
 
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I'd really like to mail you the picture that I drew
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It's Kylie's body but the head is you
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I've asked you fifty times before I'm asking you again
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Would you like to add me as a friend?
 
 
 
Gm      Dm
Add me. Add me
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My mother says she wished she'd never had me
Gm      Dm
Add me. Add me
Cm                F           Gm        F#m F
Would you like to add me as a friend?
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Would you like to add me as a friend?
 
 
 
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Here's a picture of me in my Nazi uniform
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doing a trick with an egg that I like to perform
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at a monster truck rally that my Mum and me attend
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Would you like to add me as a friend?
 
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I've added Britney and Paris and you and Tom
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I'm going to find your address so I can visit you at home
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I don't like people but I like to pretend
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Would you like to add me as a friend?
 
 
 
Gm      Dm
Add me. Add me
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My mother says she wished she'd never had me
Gm      Dm
Add me. Add me
Cm                F           Gm        F#m F
Would you like to add me as a friend?
Cm                F           Gm
Would you like to add me as a friend?
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