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Your The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly ukulele

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There is no strumming pattern for this song yet. and get +5 IQ
    this is another song my parents just love. c is for conway and l is for 
louretta i think just incase if you wanted to sing/standard tuning. 


 C : You're the reason I'm a-ridin' around on recapped tyres.

                                                         C    - C7 

  L : And you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires.


You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'.


Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin', and money ain't ev'rythin',

       G7                C

but I love you just the same.



 C : You're the reason I've changed to beer from soda pop.

                                                         C  - C7

    L : And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop.




        F                                  C 

    I guess that we won't ever have everything we need,

            D7                              G - - - - - -G7 - - - 

    ‘cause when we get "ahead", it's got another mouth to feed.


 L : And that's the reason that my good looks and my figure is gone.

                                                 C        - C7

    C : And that's the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb.





L : Conway, why in the devil don't you go and shave 

     and put on a clean pair of pants?


C : But Loretta, look at yourself. Now I wish you'd take them curlers out

    of your hair and go put on a little makeup and get out of that

    housecoat before supper.


L : Ha, well, let me tell you something, Conway, considerin' everything

     that I went through today, I look like a movie star.


C : Eh-he-yeah, Ruth Buzzie.


L : Thankyee.


C : Besides that, all our kids took after your part of the family, anyway.


L : Oh they did, huh? What about’s the ones that's bald?


C : Ha ha ha, well, I guess you could say they take after me…..


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