If I Were A Fish Ukulele Chords

[Verse 1]
F
If I were a fish and you caught me you’d say look at that fish,
Bb                                               N.C.
Shimmering in the sun, such a rare one, can’t believe that you caught one.
F
If I were a fish and you caught me you’d say look at that fish,
Bb                                    N.C.
Heaviest in the sea, You’d win first prize if you caught me.
 
[Chorus]
C                       Bb   C   Bb F
Why is everybody on the internet so mean?
C                    Bb        C    Bb     F
Why is everybody so afraid of what they’ve never seen?
  Dm               Bb                F
If I was scrolling through and I saw me
Gm
Flopping around and singing my song
Bb                                  F
I’d say damn they’re cute and sing along
 
[Verse 2]
F
If I were a rock you would pick me up and say “that’s a nice rock”,
Bb                    N.C.
Skippiest on the lake Plop plop plop I’m the perfect shape.
F
And if I were a sock you would put me on and say that’s a nice sock
Bb                 N.C.
Happiest as a pair, I found you now I’m not scared
 
[Chorus]
C                       Bb   C   Bb F
Why is everybody on the internet so mean?
C                    Bb        C    Bb     F
Why is everybody so afraid of what they’ve never seen?
  Dm               Bb                F
If I was scrolling through and I saw me
Gm
Flopping around and singing my song
Bb                                  C
I’d say damn they’re cute and sing along
 
 
[Bridge]
N.C.          F
How lucky are we
                       F
Of all the fish in the sea
              Bb
You get to be you
                Bb
And I get to be me
                 Dm
Just let them be mean
                     F
We’re as free as can be
                     Bb
To be the you-est of you
                  N.C.
And the me-est of me
 
[Outro]
F
If I were a fish do-do-do-do-do-do-do-dadu-do
Bb
If I were a fish do-do-do-do-do-do-do-dadu-do
F
If I were a fish do-do-do-do-do-do-do-dadu-do
N.C.
If I were a fish do-do-do-do-do-do-do-dadu-do
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