Realistic Chords

[Intro]
C Caug Am/C Caug
C Caug Am/C Caug
 
[Verse 1]
    C            Caug      Am/C       Caug
I'm not good at saying the way that I feel
    C       Caug       Am/C      C7
Expressing emotions becomes an ordeal
     F                        Fm                   C Caug Am/C Caug
But you're something special, oh, so I guess I'll try
      C                  Caug     Am/C      Caug
I've read through some poems like Annabelle Lee
     C             Caug   Am/C       C7
But it sounds like pizza covered in cheese
F                          Fm                C    Caug Am/C C7
Some have come close, but they never get it right
 
[Chorus]
   Dm                     G7
I could say forever, but that shit sounds crazy
        C              F
'Cause I'm not psychic even if you date me
         Dm                         G7
There's things that just happen, a chance that we'll lose it
   C                      F
I won't be possessive, I won't hold you to it
Dm                     G7               C  Caug Am/C Caug
Maybe I'm a skeptic or maybe I'm realistic
 
C Caug Am/C Caug
 
[Verse 2]
  C              Caug        Am/C       Caug
I can't take you out to the beach every day
   C          Caug    Am/C       C7
Or fly you to China, Maui, or Bombay
     F                        Fm                    C  Caug Am/C Caug
But I'll make your coffee and I'll do your laundry too
      C           Caug       Am/C         Caug
When you do your taxes, I'll kiss on your cheek
      C              Caug        Am/C          C7
When life hints you lemons, just throw them at me
    F                     Fm               C Caug Am/C C7
It won't be a movie, but maybe a scene or two
 
[Chorus]
   Dm                     G7
I could say forever, but that shit sounds crazy
        C              F
'Cause I'm not psychic even if you date me
         Dm                         G7
There's things that just happen, a chance that we'll lose it
   C                      F
I won't be possessive, I won't hold you to it
Dm                     G7               C  Caug Am/C Caug
Maybe I'm a skeptic or maybe I'm realistic
 
[Bridge]
    C          Caug
My parents are divorced
          Am/C           Caug
There's a fifty per cent chance
      C            Caug
That our love will just fail
           Am/C      Caug
Guess it's out of my hands
      C           Caug
Fuck Hallmark and Pixar
     Am/C  Caug
Fuck exaggeration
Dm
Fuck every love song
      G7
That came before for this one
 
[Outro]
   Dm                     G7
I could say forever, but that shit sounds crazy
       C                  F
'Cause I'm not psychic, I won't hold you to it
Dm                     G7               C
Maybe I'm a skeptic or maybe I'm realistic
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