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Asshole chords

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There is no strumming pattern for this song yet. and get +5 IQ
The Chords for almost the whole song are:
      D, C, G, A

Dennis Leary talks in the beginning of the song:

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream
About you.  About me.
About the way our  American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our 
About that special feeling we get in the cocles (or watever) of our hearts.
Maybe below the cocles.
Maybe in the sub-cocle area.
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon.
We don't know.

D          C       G          A       D
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
         C        G        A          D
I'm your avergage white, suburbanite slob.
        C           G         A           D
I like football and porno and books about war.
         C        G           A             D
I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
   C           G       A           D 
My wife and my job, my kids and my car.
   C          G           A        D     C    G    A
My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar
    D              C            G         A           D
But sometimes that just ain't enough to a man like me interested
   C      G       A
Oh no, no way, no no
  D         C            G              A         D
I got to go out and have fun at someone else's expense
     C          G           A
Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah yeah-yeah
  D            C           G          A
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane
      D        C           G       A
While people behind me are going insane

       D       C   G   A
I'm an asshole
       D       C   G   A
I'm an asshole

  D          C             G           A
I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
  D                  C                 G              A
I walk around in the summertime sayin' how about this heat

       D       C   G   A
I'm an asshole
       D       C   G   A
I'm an asshole

D           C       G         A
Sometimes I park in handicap spaces
      D           C           G           A
while handicapped people make handicapped faces

       D       C   G   A
I'm an asshole
       D       C   G   A
I'm an asshole

G                     A
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song.
G                       A
Ranting and raving and carrying on.
G                              A
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.

       D       C   G   A
I'm an asshole
       D       C   G   A
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole, and I'm proud of it.

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diseasedfox` 528 Jun 25, 2015 05:41 AM

Lack of accuracy. Doesnt sound anything like the song, needs to be corrected. You actually use just D and alternating versions of G (going down the fret board)

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scotts2488 21 Apr 09, 2017 04:16 PM

I play D then C and down the A string ( 3rd, 2nd,1st frets).....it seems to work to my ear

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bretsms 10 Aug 22, 2017 11:19 PM

its denis leary

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