Christmas In A Chinese Restaurant Chords

“Christmas in a Chinese Restaurant”
- Diamond Rugs
 
 
INTRO:
C/G Am F G  x2
 
F                                        G
I ate Chinese food on Xmas day, cause ya kicked me out cause I told the kids
     F                                 G                 G7
that Santa's sleigh did not exist, but I was drunk and you got pissed...but
C/G              F    G     C/G     F     C/G     F
anyways...have a very merry Xmas.
 
F                                  G                                 F
Is it worth it now to was on back, I walked on by a dozen times, and that's
                                G              G7
no lie, my lips are chapped, my nose is red, my tears are ice...but
C/G       F             G       C/G
anyways...Feliz Navidad and all that.
 
F                                    Fm                           C/G    C7
I'm walkin' through the town square, singin' Xmas carols to myself.  Well
        F                                                   D
it's so lonely and it's cold, I cannot feel my toes, but it feels more like
               G      G7   C/G
I'm burning in hell.
 
 
SOLO:
C/G     F     G     F     G     G7     C/G     F     G     C/G
 
F                                      G
How was the turkey?  How was the ham?  I can't finish my moo goo gai pan,
F                                        G        G7     C/G       F
but that's not all, they cut me off from alcohol...but anyways...we go on
    G        C/G
and deck the halls.
 
F                                    Fm                           C/G     C7
I'm walkin' through the town square, singin' Xmas carols to myself.  Well
        F                                                   D7
it's so lonely and it's cold, I cannot feel my toes, but it feels more like
               G      G7   C/G    F     G     C/G
I'm burning in hell.
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