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Why Wont Asians Have Sex With Me ukulele

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C               G                 AM                            F
Why wont asians have sex whit me, im really good at maths and i love Bruce Lee.

C                  G                  AM                        F
I want you to be my fotunecookie, ohh why wont asian girls ever hook up whit me.


C                  G                         AM                F
Im the kind of guy with a long sexuall past, get so much ass my cock needs a cast. 
C                   G               AM                      F
Sex all the time it gets so messy, i fuck more bitches the uncle jessie.
C                              G                 AM
But when it comes to a sertain type of rais you asian girls spraymaisin my 
F                                       G                                   
face. 
C                    G                   Am
I do not understand what im doing wrong thats why i wrote you asian girls 
F
this special song.

C               G                  Am                      F          C 
why wont asians have sex whit me, i play the violin and i love sushi, i
                             G          Am                        F   
would like to performe some bukake ohh why wont asian girls ever hook up with me.


C                  G                  Am                              F
Met my first asian when i was only three first day at nersery her name was 
         C                      G                   Am             
kim lee. I crawld over quick to show her my thing, i got more love for her 
                 F                C                                G
than there are people in bejing, im like, whats wrong baby why your being so
          Am                             F              C
shitty? At least let me play with your Hello kitty. She said no no no you 
G     
makin me sick
          Am                            F      C            G      Am F
as she gone into her moms suit up honda civic, honda civic hoooonda civic.

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Is it cuz im taller then five three, or is it cuz theres hair on my 
F      C                            G                       Am
body? Is it cuz i dont like to drink sakke whine that you never ever ever 
        F
love me long time.
C                        G                    Am                  F
Is it cuz im eastern euro...peaan and im not sure if ur japanese chinese or 

korean.

C                         G               Am                 
Is it cuz rarely go to the barber that u treat my heart like it was pearl 
F
harbore.

C                       G                     Am                      F
Just becuz i live in my moms garage there are no happy endings at my asian  
         C                     G                         Am
massage. I love you girls from japan and manilla but you run away from me 
          F
like i was freggin godzilla.
C                      G                      Am
If i was fit and a little bit leaner i could maybe kiss the asians at my 
   F
lokal dry-kleaner.
C                            G                    Am
But untill that day happends utill that day comes ill 
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never get my hand on my asian love.
C                      G                  Am                             F
If you love me baby my love will go far i will even let you ride me like i
was a car.
C                          G                       Am
But i will be carefull ill hold on taight cuz i seen you girls drive before 
  F
and its not a pretty saight.

Cuz your asian.


C                G                  Am                         F   C
Why wont asians have sex whit me all i really want is asian pussy, i try and 
          G                      Am                        F
i try but i never succseed ohhh why wont asian girls ever hook up with me.


C
Lick my balls....

            
            
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