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Kiss Me Im Shitfaced chords

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There is no strumming pattern for this song yet. and get +5 IQ
This is how i play it.  sometimes the bass moves around differently from the chords but 
sounds about right for the drunken solo acoustic session.  not sure about the Am in the 
but i don't think anything else sounds right.


[Verse]

 G
I play in a band
          C           G
We're the best in the land
                              D
We're big in both Chelsea and France
                                C            G
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
          C              G                 D
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
      G                    C             G
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
                                 D
These other gals mean nothing to me
                                 C            G
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
           C           G               Em
'Cause I'm more than a handful you'll see

[Chorus]

   C             G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
            (C)        G          D            C
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
    G
She kissed me!
      Am   C              G
And I only bought her one round

     G                            C        G
I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star 
                                   D
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
                                C          G
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
          C          G           D 
I've had far better sex while in jail
     G                                C            G
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour 
                              D
I cook the world's best duck flambé
                                        C           G 
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
         C         G            Em 
I don't need these lines to get laid 

[Chorus]

   C            G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
            (C)        G          D            C
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
    G
She kissed me!
      Am   C              G
And I only bought her one round

     G                            C        G
I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight 
                                D
See my figure was chiseled from stone 
                               C          G
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home 
         C          G     D
Come last call, I'm never alone
       G                        C        G
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
                                  D
That puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame 
                            C           G
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars 
        C            G             Em
I'm just here in this dump for the game

[Chorus x2]
   C            G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
            (C)        G          D            C
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
    G
She kissed me!
      Am   C              G
And I only bought her one round


Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shitting? 

[Just pick the strings a little]

      G                     C             G
I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright 
                                 D
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone 
                          C         G
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire 
     C             G       D
I'll probably die cold and alone 
         G                        C         
But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside 
                             D
I swear I got a big heart of gold 
         D               C              
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands 
C                G               Em
Come on, honey, let me take you home 

[Chorus x4]
   C            G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
            (C)        G          D            C
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
    G
She kissed me!
      Am   C              G
And I only bought her one round

            
            
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TopGunn3320 10 May 27, 2007 04:47 AM

Perfect tab, sounds right on with the song. Thanks!

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antiemo 70 Oct 28, 2007 02:56 AM

well done! thx

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thedarkest92 10 Feb 05, 2008 02:56 PM

Pretty good sounding tab... not 100% correct, but its the best on any tab site by far

good job

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