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So Fly ukulele

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G                        E
I can't help being depressed
                        Am
When I look down at my chest
                              G                      G
Oh yes, my chest it might as well be nonexistent    
G                    E
How can I ever compete With 34 double D's?

G                    E
And I'm rollin my eyes
                        Am
When I look down at my thighs
                              G
They might as well tape everything that I eat,
            G
to my legs. 
I am too broke for the knife
E
Too lazy to exercise
Am
But if I had hazel eyes
G
Maybe I could be fly.

G
If I had no cellulite
E
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Am
Then maybe I
     G
Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.
G
And if I had a small waist
E
I'd make the boys go insane
Am
And maybe I
     G
maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.
G, E, Am, G
So fly [3x]


Now listen
I've got a beautiful soul
But only 4 people know
They've known me since I was 10
Beauty did not matter then.

Now that I'm 20 all that matters
Is sex cars and money
I ain't got none of the three
So basically, I am invisible to all of the fellas
And I sit at home jealous
There was no golden ticket
In my chocolate today.

And worst of all
I'm reminded in the cruelest ways
Of how I don't look and I should look
And that's why I say...

If I had no cellulite
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Then maybe I
Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.
And if I had a small waist
I'd make the boys go insane
And maybe I
Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.
So fly [6x]


G                     E
So basically all I need
                        Am
Is to be everything but me
Colored contacts
            G
Liposuction
And breast implants
G                               E
Somehow that don't make much sense
                      Am
I must be out of my head
                     G             
If I think, that I am governed by material things.

So I decided that I'm
The definition of fly
And if you want to know why
I know what money can't buy
Don't go believing the hype
There's no runway in the sky
And no way you could be fly
not if it costs you a dime.

If I had no cellulite
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Then maybe I
Maybe I, I, I
I could be so fly.
If I had no cellulite
the boys go insane
And maybe I
Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly

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