Dumb Ways To Die Tab

Intro and Verse
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Chorus
C G Am
F   G
C G Am
F G C
 
Verse:
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine thats out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
 
Chorus:
C    G       Am
Dumb ways to die,
   F                 G
so many dumb ways to die,
C    G       Am
dumb ways to di-i-ie,
   F         G       C
so many dumb ways to die
 
Verse:
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
 
Chorus:
C    G       Am
Dumb ways to die,
   F                 G
so many dumb ways to die,
C    G       Am
dumb ways to di-i-ie,
   F         G       C
so many dumb ways to die
 
Verse:
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
 
Chorus:
C    G       Am
Dumb ways to die,
   F                 G
so many dumb ways to die,
C    G       Am
dumb ways to di-i-ie,
   F         G       C
so many dumb ways to die
 
Verse:
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder whats this red button do?
 
Chorus:
C    G       Am
Dumb ways to die,
   F                 G
so many dumb ways to die,
C    G       Am
dumb ways to di-i-i-ie,
   F         G       C
so many dumb ways to die
 
Bridge:
Am       G      C            G       F
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Am        G       C         G       F
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
G                      Am            F
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
G                                Am    F
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
G                                 Am
Run across the tracks between the platforms
F                              G
They may not rhyme but theyre quite possibly
 
C       G       Am
Dumbest ways to die
C       G       Am
Dumbest ways to die
C       G       Am
Dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie
   F
So many dumb
   F         G       C
So many dumb ways to die
 
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