Houdini Chords

[Intro: Eminem]
Am                 Dm
   Guess who's back, back again?
E7#9           Am
   Shady's back, tell a friend
Am                 Dm
   Guess who's back, back again?
E7#9           Am
   Shady's back, tell a friend
Am                 Dm
   Guess who's back, back again?
E7#9           Am
   Shady's back, tell a friend
Am
   Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Dm
   Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
E7#9
   Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Am
   Guess who's back? (Haha)
        Am            Dm
Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da
        E7#9
Da-da-da, da, da, da, da
 
 
[Verse 1: Eminem]
      Am
Well, look what the stork brung (What?)
            Dm
Little baby devil with the forked tongue
                       E7#9
And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb (Bleh)
                Am
With a forehead that it grew horns from (Look)
                              Am                                  Dm
Still a white jerk (It's him!), pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher
                     Dm
With the Vics, Percs and a Bud Light shirt
E7#9
Lyrical technician (Yeah), an electrician (Yeah)
Am
   Y'all light work (Haha)
                  Am
And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe (What?)
Dm
And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me (Why?)
E7#9
If I was to ever take a leave (What?)
Am
It would be aspirin' to break a feve' (Yeah)
Am
If I was to ask for Megan Thee (What?)
Dm
Stallion if she would collab with me
E7#9
Would I really have a shot at a feat? (Haha)
        E7
I don't know, but I'm glad to be back like
 
 
[Chorus: Eminem]
 Am        Dm
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)
E7#9                             Am
   I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)
 Am        Dm
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)
E7#9                            Am
   Just like that and I'm back, bro
 
 
[Verse 2: Eminem]
     Am
Now, back in the days of old me (When?)
                 Dm
Right around the time I became a dope fiend (Oh)
           E7#9
Ate some codeine as a way of coping (Mm)
          Am
Taste of opiates, case of O.E.​
            Am
Turned me into smiley face emoji (Woo)
            Dm
My shit may not be age-appropriate
     E7#9                                   Am
But I will hit an eight-year-old in the face with a participation trophy
              Am
'Cause I have zero doubts
                Dm
That this whole world's 'bout
                  E7#9
To turn into some girl scouts
                Am
That censorship bureau's out to (Shut me down)
        Am
So when I started this verse
                 Dm
It did start off lighthearted at first (Hmm)
                  E7#9
But it feels like I'm targeted
                  Am
Mind-bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed
     Am
Look what I pocketed
                       Dm
Yeah, the shit is just like y'all had been light joggin', and
     E7#9
I've been runnin' at full speed
               Am
And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin', and
        Am
I'm the fight y'all get in
                        Dm
When you debate who the best, but opps, I'm white chalkin' when
  E7#9
I step up to that mic, cock it then
       E7
"Oh my God, it's him! Not again!"
 
 
[Chorus: Eminem]
 Am        Dm
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)
E7#9                             Am
   I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)
 Am        Dm
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)
E7#9                            Am
   Just like that and I'm back, bro
 
 Am        Dm
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)
E7#9                              Am
   I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)
 Am        Dm
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)
E7#9                            Am
   Just like that and I'm back, bro
 
 
[Bridge: Eminem]
Am                              Dm
   Sometimes, I wonder what the old me'd say (If what?)
E7#9                             Am
    If he could see the way shit is today (Look at this shit, man)
Am                              Dm
   He'd probably say that everything is gay (Like happy)
E7#9
   What's my name? What's my name? (Slim Shady)
 
 
 
[Verse 3: Eminem]
            Am
So how many little kids still wanna act like me? (Haha)
Dm
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be (Yeah)
    E7#9
And that's why these (What?)
                      Am
Words sting just like you were being attacked by bees (Bzz)
       Am
In the coupe, leaning back my seat (What?)
           Dm
Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group (Uh), the black guy (Guy) pees (Pees, haha)
E7#9
  In my Air Max 90s
      Am
White Ts, walkin' parental advisory
Am
  My transgender cat's Siamese (Why?)
 Dm
Identifies as black, but acts Chinese (Haha)
E7#9
Like a motherfuckin' Hacky Sack, I treat (What?)
    Am
The whole world 'cause I got it at my feet (Yeah)
    Am
How can I explain to you (What?)
            Dm
That even myself I'm a danger too? (Yeah)
                E7#9
I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
              E7#9
And say a few things or two to anger you
                    Am
But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit
Dm
Cancel me, what? Okay, that's it
    E7#9
Go ahead, Paul, quit, snake-ass prick
    Am
You male cross dresser (Haha), fake-ass bitch
Am
  And I'll probably get shit for that (Watch)
    Dm
But you can all suck my dick, in fact
     E7#9                                     Am
Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you
                          Am
Fuck my own kids, they're brats (Fuck 'em)
Am
   They can screw off (Yeah), them and you all (Uh)
Dm
   You too, Paul, got two balls
E7#9
   Big as RuPaul's (Woah)
                     Am
What you thought you saw ain't what you saw (Nah)
                         Am
'Cause you're never gon' see me
                                  Dm
Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen
              E7#9
Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini
           E7
I vanish into the thin air as I'm leavin' like
 
 
[Chorus: Eminem]
 Am        Dm
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)
E7#9                             Am
   I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)
 Am        Dm
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)
E7#9                            Am
   Just like that and I'm back, bro
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