Catholic Girls Chords

Catholic Girls
Frank Zappa, Joe's Garage (1979)
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[Intro]
F#
 
(Well...)
 
[Verse]
F#                    D#m         C#
Catholic girls with a tiny little mustache
F#                     D#m           C#
Catholic girls, do you know how they go?
F#                    D#m         C#
Catholic girls in the rectory basement
       B                       E            C#
Father Riley's a fairy, but it don't bother Mary
 
[Verse]
F#                    D#m C#
Catholic girls at the CY--O
F#                     D#m           C#
Catholic girls, do you know how they go?
F#                        D#m     C#
Catholic girls, there can be no replacement
A              B
How do they go after the show?
 
[Chorus]
C#9          F#9
All the way, that's the way they go
D#9            G#9
Every day, and none of their mamas ever seem to know
E9             A9
Hip-hip hooray for all the class they show
        G#9     G9     F#9      F9
There's nothing like a Catholic girl
       E9 D#9         D9       C#9
At the CY-O when they learn to blow
 
(They're learning to blow...)
 
[Verse]
        F#             D#m         C#
All the Catholic boys (Warren Cuccurullo!)
F#                   D#m          C#
Catholic boys (Kinda young, kinda wow!)
F#             D#m         C#
Catholic boys (Vinnie Colaiuta!)
B                                E        C#
Where are they now, did they all take the vow?
 
[Verse]
F#                   D#m      C#
Catholic girls (Carmenita Scarfone)
F#                       D#m      C#
Catholic girls (Hey, she gave me VD!)
F#              D#m     C#
Catholic girls (Toni Carbone)
       A                          B
With a tongue like a cow, she can make you go wow!
 
(VD vowdy, vootie...)
 
[Chorus]
C#9         F#9
Right away, that's the way they go
D#9       G#9
Everyday, whenever their mamas take them to a show
E9       A9
Matinee, pass the popcorn, please
        G#9     G9     F#9      F9
There's nothing like a Catholic girl
         E9          D#9            D9     C#9
With her hand in the box when she's on her knees
 
(She was on her knees...)
 
[Verse]
          F#                   D#m           C#
My little Catholic girls (In a little white dress)
F#                   D#m      C#
Catholic girls (They never confess)
F#                    D#m       C#
Catholic girls (I got one for a cousin)
  B                    E         C#
I love how they go, so send me a dozen!
 
[Verse]
F#              D#m         C#
Catholic girls (Well, well, well)
F#              D#m           C#
Catholic girls (Mum-ma-mum-ma-mum-ma-mum)
 
Fade out...
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