Sports Men Chords

[Verse]
       Dsus4         D      Dsus4
I'm worrying everyday
D             Dsus4    D    Dsus4
I could be anorexic
D            Dsus4         D       Dsus4
I'll have to get into shape
D             Dsus4            D      Dsus4   D    A
Can't seem to find the right charge
Bm7
Your mother, she might be a swimmer
Your father must have been a vaulter
 
D        Dsus4        D      Dsus4
Don't put me in skates
D          Dsus4      D Dsus4
Ping pong, I'm no great shakes
D               Dsus4      D Dsus4
People say I'm weak
D          Dsus4      D Dsus4     D    A
Can't even hold her tight
Bm7
You are the star of the poolside
Your streamline curves I can't abide
 
[Chorus]
          G
I'll be a good sport
     A
Be a good sport
          D             D/B
I'll be a sportsman
 
          G
I'll be a good sport
     A
Be a good sport
          Dsus4       D
I'll be a sportsman
 
[Refrain]
G
Twitching / Probing / Twitching / Probing
Gmaj7                 Em/G
Twitching / Probing / Twitching / Probing
G                     Em/G
Twitching / Probing / Twitching / Probing
D
Twitching / Probing / Twitching / Probing
 
[Verse 2]
            Dsus4         D   Dsus4
I'm not sleeping these days
D          Dsus4    D    Dsus4
Maybe insomniac
D                Dsus4          D    Dsus4
Quench my thirst, flesh and blood
D               Dsus4       D    Dsus4    D   A
I've got this craving for you
     Bm7
Your brother, they call him Batman
Your sister, we know she's Wonder Woman
 
[Outro]
    Dsus4      D      Dsus4
I'm seeing Sundays
D           Dsus4        D    Dsus4
I could be apoplectic
D           Dsus4           D      Dsus4
The whole family gets in shape
D             Dsus4     D    Dsus4      D    A
Under the floodlights
Bm7
People tell me I'm not strong
I can't seem to find the right charge
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