Jingle Bombs Chords

(To the tune of Jingle Bells)
 
Standard tuning
 
 
G                                                    C
Rushing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back
Am                       D7               G
I have a nasty plan, for Christmas in the Iraq
  C
I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B
       Am          G                      D7        G   D7
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military, OH!
 
CHORUS
 
G
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
C                 G                A7             D7
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
G
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
C                   G
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
 
 
 
G                                        C
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Am              D7                         G
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
                                              C
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
   Am                    G              D7                  G      D7
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenience store night clerk, OH!
 
 
G
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
      C             G                D7  D    G
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!
 
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