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Why Did My Dog Have To Die ukulele

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"Why Did My Dog Have To Die"
American Pie Parody
Artist: John Valby
Chords: Maniac1075


F       G         Dm
A long, long time ago,
Dm          F 
I can still remember
Dm                            G
when I got my very first blow job

Dm                   Dm
How my little pecker quivered
Dm                   Dm
With every tongue lap she delivered
    F        F         Dm
And when she licked my ball sack
   F                G
I couldn't hold my wad back

F                  G       Dm
I tried to stick it up her butt
Dm                      F
but I split her ass and ripped her gut
F        G      Dm                            
I knew I had to find a slut
    F      G     F
The day my puppy died

G
And I was singin'....

[Chorus]

F    F           F           G
why, why, did my dog have to die
F                    F                 F        G
That retriever had a beaver that would never go dry
F                    F                 F        G
she'd get my pipe and slippers & she'd unzip my fly
Dm                     Dm    Dm  G
Why did my dog have to die.

G
Everybody...

F    F           F           G
why, why, did his dog have to die
F                    F                 F        G
That retriever had a beaver that would never go dry
F                    F                 F        G
she'd get his pipe and slippers then she'd unzip his fly
Dm                     Dm    Dm  G
Why did his dog have to die.

            
            
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