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Intro:

Bm, A, Bm, A

[Verse 1]

Bm          A
I can run a hundred miles
    Bm                A
without stoppin' for rest
Bm                A
I can stay under water for
      Bm                   A
five minutes on a single breath

[Bridge]

G
When I focus my mind I
A
always reach my goal
G
 But there's one thing
             A
I cannot control...


[CHORUS]

            D     Dmaj7
I come too fast!
            D7     G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
   A
A couple strokes and my
 G5
erection is a
A              D
 thing of the past

            D     Dmaj7
I come too fast!
            D7     G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
   A
Sometimes it's even
 G5
game over 
A              D
before I take off my pants


[Verse 2]

Bm                A
I've read all the articles
    Bm                A
and I've tried every trick
Bm                    A
Thinking of Sports or naked
      Bm                   A
Cathy Bates in About Schmidt

[Bridge]

G
If the girl's on top sometimes I'll
A
last a minute or two
G
 But if we doggie-style
             A
oh man I'm schrewed!


[CHORUS]

            D     Dmaj7
I come too fast!
            D7     G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
   A
I carry a spare pare of
 G5
underwear in case a
A               D
 girl sits on my lap

            D     Dmaj7
I come too fast!
            D7     G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
   A
I swear I'll even shoot
 G5
my load... if a
A               D
 fly lands on my shaft.


Dm Am D
Oooooh...

            
            
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talkjawking100 105 Aug 01, 2009 06:27 PM

Great tab. I found out how to play the little riff he plays in the intro (right before he starts singing):

e-----------------------------------
B-----------------------------------
G---------------2---4----6/7/6----4-
D--0--2-3----5----------------------
A-----------------------------------
E-----------------------------------

Hope this helps. :)

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gopper 104 Oct 15, 2009 09:39 AM

I'm pretty sure the chorus chord is Bm instead of G5. Except that - good job.

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k8lyn_walker 149 Apr 26, 2011 01:37 AM

yes, Bm instead of G5 sounds right

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