Lampshade Chords

Chords:
D       xx0232
D/B     x20232
Dadd9   x02232
Gmaj7   3x0232
G6      3x0030
Bm/F#   xx4432
Bsus/F# xx4422
E       x221xx
Gm      355333
G/B     x20033
G/A     x00033
G       320033
G/E     020033
F#      244322
A       xx2220
D/C#    x4x232
D/Bb    x1x232
D/C     x3x232
 
 
[Intro]
 
    D   D/B  Dadd9 Gmaj7 G6    D D/B  Dadd9
e|-2--2----2-----2-----2--0-----2-----2-----2-----2--0--3-----2--0--3-----|
B|-3--3----3-----3-----3--3-----3-----3-----3-----0--0--3-----0--0--3-----|
G|-2--2----2-----2-----0--0-----2-----2-----2-----0--0--0-----0--0--0-----|
D|-0--0----0-----2-----0--0--0--0-----0-----2-----------------------------|
A|------2--2--0--0-----------------2--2--0--0-----------------------------|
E|------------------3--------------------------3-----------3--------------|
 
 
[Verse 1]
D                         D/B                          D/A  A
You'd be surprised if you looked through the eyes of a no---va
Em                  G                       Bm/F# Bsus/F# Bm/F# Bsus/F#
Not recognizing the molehills on top of the star
D            D/C#       D/B            D/A         E
Cheerful and swollen he waves from his seat in a Rover
            Gm
That is his car
 
 
[Verse 2]
             D                           D/B                 D/A  A
You wouldn't doubt him to shake the most powerful hands of importance
Em                       G                      Bm/F# Bsus/F# Bm/F# Bsus/F#
changing the world as we know it by leaving his ink
   D              D/C#             D/B           D/A          E
To judge from the fence 'round his house he must love all his children
               Gm
That's what you think
 
 
[Chorus]
            D
But there's no time to think
       A
Have a pill and a shrink
           G/B  G/A G   G/E D
Just don't show us  how you sweat
                    A
Making love to your kids
                      G/B G/A  G  G/E D
is the last love that you will ev-er  get
 
         A                  G/B  G/A G       G/E A
You're a vanishing image of what I   thought I   knew
                F#
But it goes to show
         Bm/F# A   E     Gm
That the man   I   know -
 
 
[Verse 3]
                D                        D/B                   D/A     A
Is kissing that check that he had lifted up for her fortyfirst birth - day
Em                       G                          Bm/F# Bsus/F# Bm/F# Bsus/F#
Love is when someone you trust cuts a smile in your face
D         D/C#         D/B        D/A            E
Boy had a dog and poor girl had a stroke like an earthquake
               Gm
Now dog is a bird
 
 
[Chorus]
            D
But there's no time to think
       A
Have a pill and a shrink
           G/B  G/A G   G/E D
Just don't show us  how you sweat
                    A
Making love to your kids
                      G/B G/A  G  G/E D
is the last love that you will ev-er  get
                   A        G/B  G/A G       G/E A
You're a vanishing image of what I   thought I   knew
                F#
But it comes to show
         Bm/F# A   E
That the man   I   know
      Bm/F# A    E
Has a fa----ding glow
     Bm/F# A   E      Gm
In a white lampshade -
 
 
[Outro Verse 1]
D                       D/C#          D/G       D/B
  Tell me lampshade the truth did you cover his soul
        D/Bb
Did you protect all the horrible
D/A                  D/Bb                   D/B
    I shall tear you apart so that everyone knows
               D/C  D/C# D
What he's been carrying around
 
[Outro Verse 2]
D                       D/C#          D/G       D/B
Tell me lampshade what is it you are trying to hide
           D/Bb
Under your stinky old corduroy
D/A                  D/Bb                   D/B
I shall rip and be shattered by the shrapnel of light
               D/C        D/C#   D
That I've been choking on always
 
[Outro Verse 3]
D                       D/C#          D/G       D/B
There is a dog barking close within the range of my ear
               D/Bb
Sounds like he wants to escape the chain
D/A               D/Bb                   D/B
He would probably bite me to death if he could
        D/C           D/C#        D
But the chain lets me spit in his face
 
[Outro Verse 4]
D                  D/C#             D/G          D/B
Like the dog has a chain clinging  tight to it's neck
            D/Bb
This man is tied to his secrecy (solo starts here)
D/A                  D/Bb                        D/B
I would like to have killed him off in this last verse
        D/C           D/C#        D
But instead I removed his lampshade
 
 
[Solo/Outro]
 
e|------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---3----5----7------10-----9------------12-------------------8----|
G|--6^7--7^9--9^11--13^14--11^13^11--9--14^16^14--13--9--11--11^12--|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|
 
End on D
 
e|--2--|
B|--3--|
G|--2--|
D|--0--|
A|-----|
E|-----|
   ...Heavy distortion.....Heavy distortion....Heavy distortion...         Clean
 
 
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| ^ hammer on / pull off
 
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