Bfd Chords

[Intro]
G
 
[Verse 1]
G                          D7
It ain't his fault She went AWOL
                           G
He tried every thing from A-Z
                              D7
Now it's J & B, M & M's and K. F. C.
                          G     G7
Tryin' hard to make himself believe
 
[Chorus]
             C                   G
It ain't no B.F.D., he's got his C.M.T.
     D7           G   G7
No S E X but that's OK
                     C                   G
At least he ain't no S.O.B. like that P h d
             D7                  G    D7   G
that took his EX and ran off to L.A.
 
[Verse 2]
            G                     D7
She liked C. N. N. made fun of his T.N.N.
                             G
Always called it E. I. E. I. O.
                                             D7
Now their love is R. I. P. but at least he's F R E E
                                  G G7
And he ain't cryin' on his P I L L O
 
[Chorus]
             C                   G
It ain't no B.F.D., he's got his C.M.T.
     D7           G   G7
No S E X but that's OK
                     C                   G
At least he ain't no S.O.B. like that P h d
             D7                  G    D7   G
that took his EX and ran off to L.A.
   C                                    G
One night he ordered pizza for some R&R with the N. F. L.
        A                                    D                       D7
When a delivery girl named Lisa stole his heart when she Amrang his bell.
               C             G
Now they're in L U V and it's X T C
   D7                      G    G7
No S E X (yet) but that's OK
                     C                       G
He feels just like a V. I. P. with all of her T.L.C.
    D7                       G
A. S. A. P. she'll be his fiancee
                  D7             G
And that's a B. F. D. in a real good way.
X