Mayo Written by: Kenny & Rude Boy Rob chords: Am F G (C) Am F G Am I am a country boy of the name of martin ni hul F G Am i was born and raised on a country farm with animals as my companions Chorus: Em Am Em Am Em Am Mayo, Castlecomber, Mulingar, Rathowth, kildare, the long mile road, Em Am yea and Antrim and county tipp. I said to my mother one fine morn i wish to be wed she said dont be silly there not a fuckin woman and you'll have to settle for a calf. chours: so i rode that calf for many a fine day and then i married my cousin we've been married now for forth odd years and our kids are fucking rednecks. chours: so when my wife goes out to mass on a chrisp and sunday morn i go down to the local barn and i fill the cattle with sperm chours: C Am. and mayo and castlecomber. i hope you enjoy the song it came from the heart.