Pipe Chords

[Intro]
| G   C   | G   D   | G   C   | G  D  G    |
 
 
[Verse 1]
               G     C                  G       D
Wanna know the truth?  Well, I wrote it down
          G C                 G     D  G
I got a PhD   in thinkin' out loud
          G    C                  G      D
No book to buy,  it's more like a list
         G    C                G      D  G
It ain't long, kinda goes like this
 
 
[Chorus]
                G              C
Tell it like it is, don't sugarcoat it
               G                 D
Take it to the bank so you can't blow it
             G                     C
Use a little duct tape if you done broke it
              G          D             G
When it don't start, you might have to choke it
               G                  C
If it gets too tall, you can just mow it
            G                   D
Ain't tall enough, sit back and grow it
                 G                    C
And if you gotta drawl, you best just own it
                 G              D    G
So put a little "y'all" in your pipe and smoke it
 
 
[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
             G        C            G       D
Can't find a barstool, just find a porch
                G      C              G      D  G
Hell, whiskey's cheaper at the liquor store
                   G    C         G    D
When life gets you down, go buy a dog
           G   C                 G    D  G
And in the end, you'll be better off
 
 
[Chorus]
                G              C
Tell it like it is, don't sugarcoat it
               G                 D
Take it to the bank so you can't blow it
             G                     C
Use a little duct tape if you done broke it
              G          D             G
When it don't start, you might have to choke it
               G                  C
If it gets too tall, you can just mow it
            G                   D
Ain't tall enough, sit back and grow it
                 G                    C
And if you gotta drawl, you best just own it
                 G              D    G
So put a little "y'all" in your pipe and smoke it
 
 
[Bridge]
G  C           G
  (Whoo, whoo)
D                                   G
Yeah, hit that for me one more time
 C             G  D  G
(Whoo, whoo)
 
 
[Chorus]
                   G                  C
And if it gets too tall, you can just mow it
            G                   D
Ain't tall enough, sit back and grow it
                 G                    C
And if you gotta drawl, you best just own it
                 G              D    G
So put a little "y'all" in your pipe and smoke it
 
 
[Tag]
G
 Smoke it
G         G  C  G  D
 Smoke it
          G  C  G  D
Smoke it
 
 
[Outro]
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