Telekinesis Chords

[Intro]
G F (4x)
G Dm (8x)
 
[Verse 1]
G               Dm
Nobody knows my true identity
    Eb               Bb
For all we know, I'm John F. Kennedy's
Cm   F          Bb    Eb
Love child with Nosferatu
A             D
We can't know but still we got to
G                Dm                Eb
Nobody knows how deep this mystery goes
            Bb              Cm
But ancient caveman history shows
F         Bb        Eb
We're all descended from
    A              D
The same evil alien slime
 
[Chorus]
Eb          Bb             Cm
And it's a pretty shade of grey
             F             Bb
It makes the woodwork eat away
Bb               Gm
Glass breaks and cow's milk curdles
   Eb           D           Cm      F
It glows in the dark and it mutates turtles
Eb           Bb
La-la-la-la (Do do-do, do do-do, do do)
Cm           F
La-la-la-la (Do do-do, do do-do, do do)
Bb          Gm
La-la-la-la (Do do-do, do do-do, do do)
Eb    D      Cm        F
La-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
 
 
G, D (8x)
 
[Verse 2]
G                Dm
Somebody told me something interesting
Eb                        Bb
They told me the world is always tempesting
Cm     F   Bb      Eb
'Round and around again
A                       D
I've had enough of that pseudo-zen
Gm                Dm
Somebody else was watching from afar
Eb                    Bb
Screwing it up like a broken VCR
Cm  F            Bb Eb
She thought that I was
A         D
Very insincere because...
 
[Chorus]
Eb          Bb
I rolled my eyes a bit too much
Cm    F
Am I really that out of touch?
Bb            Gm
Why should I care about this?
Eb       D                 Cm        F
I'm not concerned with the things I miss
Eb           Bb
La-la-la-la (Do do-do, do do-do, do do)
Cm           F
La-la-la-la (Do do-do, do do-do, do do)
Bb           Gm
La-la-la-la (Do do-do, do do-do, do do)
Eb    D      Cm        F
La-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
 
[Bridge]
Bb Gm
Ah Ah
Bb Gm
Ah Ah
Bb Gm
Oo Oo (2x)
 
 
Bb (5x)
 
[Verse 3]
G                        Dm
I don't see the point in not believing in
Eb                        Bb
Things you can taste like fear and cinnamon
Cm    F           Bb     Eb
Sadly this hasn't gotten me
A                      D
Anything but dread and gluttony
G                   D
Under the ground is where I wanna go
Eb                Bb
Surely there is a way but I dunno
Cm  F  Bb  Eb
How to get there
A               D
No one seems to know actually, so
 
[Chorus]
Eb         Bb           Cm
I tried to use a garden spade
           F           Bb
But it was very poorly made
Bb                   Gm
*Bang* It broke into so many pieces
Eb              D            Cm     F
It's times like these that I wish I had...
 
[Outro]
Eb          Bb
Telekinesis (Do do-do, do do-do, do do)
Cm            F
(La-la-la-la. Do do-do, do do-do, do do)
Bb                        Gm
Telekinesis (La-la-la-la. Do do-do, do do-do, do do)
Eb     D      Cm        F
(La-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la)
 
Bb         Cm7
Telekinesis
Bb
Telekinesis
Bb         Cm7
Telekinesis
(Ooo)
Bb
Telekinesis
(Ooo)
Bb         Cm7
Telekinesis
(Fade out)
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