The Homo Song By Mara Levi http://www.maralevi.com/ Tuning: Standard with CAPO on the 1st fret Here are some chords that might not be recognized or known by most people because it's the right label. This is just to make it easier for everyone else. If anyone knows the name of the chord, message/comment me what it is, and I'll be sure to change it. For the first G in each verse, you pluck the E string, and then strum the chord. For the last C in the song, you pluck the e string then the B string one after the and then you strum the chord. For the strumming pattern, just listen to the song, it's pretty simple. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9QhGkRu0qA&feature=channel Amadd11 or Am11|000210| Cmaj9 |320010| C G Dear old Mrs. So and So, Am F I thought I'd call and let you know C Cmaj9 Am Your daughter is a big HOMO Dm And she's lying next to me G C G She came here of her own volition Am F No doubt wasting her tuition C Am11 Am Still it's true and now you're wishin' Dm She weren't here with me G C G She's been acting out this way Am F Since long before the fateful day C Am11 Am I brought her home so she could stay Dm Lying next to me G C G No matter how you sulk and fret Am F It's only girls that make her wet C Am11 Am And since it's true, well you can bet Dm She's lying next to me C G Dear old Mr. So and So, Am F I thought I'd call and let you know C Cmaj9 Am Your daughter is a big HOMO Dm And she's lying next to me G C G She loves you still, she always will Am F But you can't fix her with a pill C Am11 Am Or try to take a-way the thrill Dm Of lying next to me G C G She wants your love and your respect Am F But if you push, she'll push right back C Am11 Am 'Cause she's got friends and you've got JACK Dm If you don't let her be G C G For the apple of your eye Am F There must be something you can try C Am11 Am 'Cause I can't stand to see her cry Dm Lying next to me C G Dear old Mrs. So and So, Am F Just call her up and let her know C Cmaj9 Am She can be a big HOMO Am G C And you'll still love her so.