He Thinks Hell Keep Her Chords

by Mary Chapin Carpenter
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Difficulty: absolute beginner
Tuning: E A D G B E
Capo: no capo
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5 contributors total, last edit on Mar 31, 2023

Chords

G
Em
C
D
Am

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HE THINKS HE'LL KEEP HER (Mary Chapin Carpenter)
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Actually in A; capo at the 2nd fret
 
G   G   Em   C     G   G   Em   C
 
G               G      Em              C
  She makes his coffee, she makes his bed
G              G       Em              C
  She does the laundry, she keeps him fed
D              D                Am               Am
  When she was twenty-one she wore her mother's lace
D             D           Em      C       D
  She said forever with a smile upon her face
G            G        Em       C
She does the carpool, she PTA's
G            G        Em       C
Doctors and dentists, she drives all day
D              D          Am              Am
When she was twenty-nine she delivered number three
D             D            Em     C       D
And every christmas card showed a perfect family
 
G        D                  C               D             G
  Everything runs right on time, years of practice and design
          D               C                     D
Spit and polish till it shines, he thinks he'll keep her
G        D            C             D                G
  Everything is so benign, safest place you'll ever find
        D                     C                    D
God forbid you'd change your mind, he thinks he'll keep her
 
G   G   Em   C
 
G               G       Em            C
She packs his suitcase, she sits and waits
G               G       Em           C
With no expression upon her face
D               D       Am                Am
When she was thirty-six she met him at the door
D               D       Em    C           D
She said, "I'm sorry, I don't love you anymore"
 
G       D                  C             D            G
Everything runs right on time, years of practice and design
D                          C                    D
Spit and polish till it shines, he thinks he'll keep her
G       D        C              D                 G
Everything is so benign, safest place you'll ever find
       D                      C                      D
God forbid you'd change your mind, he thinks he'll keep her
 
(4 bars of instrumental)
 
    D                  D             Am               Am
For fifteen years she had a job and not one raise in pay
D                   D            Em   C     D
  Now she's in the typing pool at minimum wage
 
G         D               C               D            G
Everything runs right on time, years of practice and design
           D               C                        D
Spit and polish till it shines, he thinks he'll keep her
G       D        C               D                G
Everything is so benign, safest place you'll ever find
D                              C                          D
At least until you change your mind, he thinks he'll keep her
 
G  G  Em  C    G  G  Em  C    G  G  Em  C    G  G  Em  C D   G
 
 
- Adam Schneider, schneider@pobox.com
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17 comments
bonnieann
thanks - I like playing in the key of G and using the capo, works for me.
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richardvilla31
Nice job. Capo on 2. 5 stars. Thanks.
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rosiesflo
Good tab, could use a little cleanup though. There are E's on here that should be Em and a few chords missing. Otherwise very good and as far as the capo--Mary Chapin Carpenter plays it with a capo, so if we are sticking to artistic accuracy, that's good enough for me.
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