Middle Brother Ukulele Chords

Pretty simple, listen to the song to get the rhythm. I couldn't find official
lyrics online so I wrote these out, I think they are pretty close. Use bar chords
in the verses and regular chords in the chorus. Awesome band, great song.
 
Intro F G G F
 
F
Stay hydrated from a double shot
G
Get my nourishment from a punch in the gut
G
Never really felt I had the best of luck
F
I got a big big mouth that just a won't shut up
 
F
Hop in the car turn the radio on
G
Out from the speakers a familiar song
G
Head down the road start to hum along
F
Made it all the way home and left the TV on 
 
F             G               F        C7
But I'm gonna learn to fly an airplane
F             G            F     C7
And its gonna make my mama proud
A                        Dm        D7
I'm gonna get my dad to notice me
                                  G
Even if I have to fly it into the ground
 
F
I know my days are numbered but I'm bad at math
G
I got a dick so hard that a cat couldn't scratch
G
Made some bad decisions, I shouldn't go back
F
I can't see her its just not like that
 
F
You see I had this lovely baby but I roughed her up
G
There's a little ounce of pain behind every grunt
G
All the noise that I make, I shouldn't complain
F
Regrets, tourettes, I guess its the same
 
F              G              F        C7
But I'm gonna learn to fly an airplane
F         G                F      C7
I'm gonna make my children proud
A                               Dm   D7
I'm gonna make them all respect me
                                G
Like when I first showed up in town
 
(Guitar Solo)
(Piano Solo)
 
F
Plenty of money coming in cause I get child support
G
To a family who don't want me but don't leave me alone
G
It's a terrible way to live but it ain't my choice
F
I signed away all my earnings on a little invoice
 
F
I'd like to be the hero on the evening news
G
Smiling in the face of danger like theres nothing to loose
G
Taking out terrorists that self detonate
F
Telling kids to stay in school and always get good grades
 
F            G               F          C7
And I'm gonna learn to fly an airplane
F            G               F       C7
And I'm gonna make my country proud
A                    Dm         D7
I'm send this off to Nashville
                                 G
And sell my soul to a whole new crowd
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