You And Me Chords

Intro
G D A Bm 2x
 
Verse 1
   G          D        A     Bm
I wish you smelled a little funny 
G         D      A    Bm
Not just funny really bad 
G         D        A        Bm
We could roam the streets forever 
G          D        A          Bm
Just like cats but we'd never stray 
 
Verse 2
   G         D        A       Bm
I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
G         D       A             Bm
I could raise you in the tub at home 
G         D      A     Bm
We could take a swim together 
G           D      A       Bm
On weekly daytrips to the bay 
 
 
Refrain
G    D    A      Bm
Ooooooh, you and me
G            D    A     Bm
It would be only you and me 
 
G D A Bm 2x
 
Verse 3
   G        D       A      Bm
I wish you were a little bigger 
G         D         A          Bm
Not just big but really really fat 
G           D        A    Bm
Doors you would no longer fit through
G      D             A       Bm
In my bed you would have to stay 
 
Verse 4
    G    D         A        Bm
I often wish that you had feathers 
    G        D     A     Bm
I'd keep you in a giant cage 
G        D        A       Bm
All day long I'd sit and watch you
     G        D        A         Bm
And sing for you if it would be okay 
 
 
Refrain
G    D   A      Bm
Oh  Oh, you and me 
   G        D    A      Bm
It will be only you and me 
G   D     A      Bm
Ooooh,   you and me 
    G       D    A      Bm
It will be only you and me 
 
G D A Bm 2x
 
Verse 5
  G         D       A      Bm
I wish you were a little slower 
 G        D       A          Bm
Not just slow but pa-pa-paralyzed 
G        D       A     Bm
I could put you on a socket 
     G          D    A  Bm
And you could never run away 
 
Verse 6
    G     D         A         Bm
I really wish that you were smaller 
G         D          A            Bm
Not just small but really really short 
   G        D      A       Bm
So I could put you in my pocket 
    G      D    A         Bm
And carry you around all day 
 
Refrain
G    D     A      Bm
Ooo-ooh, you and me 
    G       D    A      Bm
It will be only you and me 
G    D    A      Bm
Ooo-ooh, you and me  
   G        D    A      Bm
It will be only you and me 
   G        D    A      Bm
It will be only you and me
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