The Big Lez Show - Train Song Choomah Island 3 Chords

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Goin around fuckin brown town town
 
Fuckin around fuckin singin about
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Mmhmm  mmmm
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It’s a pretty good town mate
 
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Sass mate come up to me and he says
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 Wanna go fishin lez
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And I said you know what, why not
 
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So we popped down the jetty
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Fuckin hopped in the tinny
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Started up the cunt
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And off we went
 
It was about noon
 
It was a fuckin good day for it mate
 
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Sass mate rolled a big fuckin doob
C
Off some skits shit that he grew
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And fuckin oath cunt
 
I can smell it from here
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 Hasn’t even fuckin lit it yet
 
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So Sass mate lit the doobskin
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 Took a great big draw
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Gonna make your fuckin throat sore
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 Then he passed it to me
 
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I took a great big fuckin toke
    C
And fuckin oath cunt it made me choke
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And fuckin hell mate I got so high
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 I thought I was gonna die
 
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Then I said to Sass mate
C
Can we go to shore
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Then he said sure mate, what for
 
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Said I said I need to hang a fuckin bush poo
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He said mate go do what you gotta do
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And I said mmmm fuck yeah, fuckin oath
 
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So im squattin in the fuckin bush
C
Still stoned off Sass mate’s kush
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And im puffin out this great big bog
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 Fuckin size of a log
 
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So Sass mate’s still fishin
C
 Catchin brim
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There's no leaves around to wipe my arse
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 Better go for a swim
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Cunt
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