Heathers The Musical - Blue Chords
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Difficulty: | advanced |
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Tuning: | E A D G B E |
Capo: | no capo |
Author joshypocock [pro] 98. 2 contributors total, last edit on Oct 31, 2024
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[Intro]
N.C.
Heyyyyy, 'Ronica.
A C#7 Dmaj7
Eww. You got a left hand: Use it.
Dmaj7/E A
Don't talk mean like that.
C#7 Dmaj7 Dmaj7/E
You'll hurt their feelings.
[Verse 1]
A C#7 Dmaj7
You make my balls so blue.
Dmaj7/E
You hurt them badly.
A C#7 Dmaj7
You make my balls so blue.
Dmaj7/E
They're hangin' sadly.
A C#7/G# F#m F#m6 Bm7
What did they do to you that you hate them so?
D/E N.C. Dmaj7/E
Don't run from me -- They're all beat up like a tackling dummy!
[Verse 2]
A C#7 Dmaj7
They long for your embrace!
Dmaj7/E
They're warm like mittens!
A C#7 Dmaj7
They'll curl up on your face
Dmaj7/E
and purr like kittens!
A C#7/G# F#m F#m6 Bm7
You make my balls so blue! Just look at them glow...
D/E N.C. (Dmaj7/E) A
They're beggin' you! Don't make my balls so blue.
[Interlude]
C#7 Dmaj7 Dmaj7/E A
Heather? Heather? Open the door. Oh no, oh no no no!
C#7 Dmaj7 Dmaj7/E
Open the door! Oh no, oh no no no!
A C#7/G# F#m F#m6
You make my balls so blue, so please say hello!
Bm7
Hold 'em! Enfold 'em, and never let go!
[Bridge]
D
Once you were geeky and nerdy,
B7/D#
But they knew you're dirty.
A6/E
You've set them on fire,
F#m6 Bm7b5
Whatever you require they'll do!
D/E Eb/F
So take 'em home to meet your parents!
[Verse 3]
Bb D7 Ebmaj7 Ebmaj7/F
They'll wear a suit and tie, and a fancy collar!
Bb D Ebmaj7 N.C. (Ebmaj7/F)
They'll sing a lullaby: La la la la la!
Bb D7/A Gm Gm6
Please make these balls not blue, just for a while!
Cm7 Eb/F N.C. Ebmaj7/F
Can't wait till later, my pants are rubbin' like a hot cheese grater!
[Interlude]
Eb Edim7
Look! Booze. Drink!
Bb6/F Gm6
Thank you so much!
Eb
They will protect you.
Fbdim7 Bb6/F
Defend you. Respect you.
Gm6 Cm11 E/F#
Befriend you -- Like Winnie-the-Pooh!
Emaj7/F#
Baby, baby, baby they're so blue!
[Verse 4]
B D#7 Emaj7
My balls will work for you.
Emaj7/F#
They will obey ya!
B D#7 Emaj7
They really need rescue!
N.C.
Like Princess Leia!
B D#7/A# G#m
Baby, you gots to come thru!
G#m6 G#m7
Teach them to smile! You got no clue
F#7sus4
How much these two depend on you! Please help them through!
G#7sus4 Db
My balls are in your court!
[Outro]
F7 Gb
Yeahhhhh!
Gb/Ab Db
You make my balls so blue!
F Gb
Ow! Ow!
Gb/Ab Db
You make my balls so blue!
F Gb
Good God! My balls!
Gb/Ab Db
You make my balls so blue!
F7
Look it! Look it!
Gb
Look it! Look it!
Gb/Ab
You make my balls so blue!
Db F7 Gb
Please make their dreams come true,
A/B B A/Ab B Db
and make these balls not blue!
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3 comments

Omg thank you so much for making this. This has changed my life entirely. May Kurt and Ram’s balls have mercy on you
+7

Sounds great on ukulele
+4

lmao i just love that this has 3 key changes
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