35 Mm - Caralee Chords

[Intro]
B B7 B B7
 
[Verse]
B
Caralee
     B
Is a terror
    B
But Caralee
 
-Caralee, don't suck on that!-
         B7
Pays the bills
 
-Drop it. Drop it. Drop it!-
E
Life as her manny
        C#m
Beats a life on my fanny
       B7
Still, Caralee
         B
Ugh! She kills
 
-Spit. Spit. Spit-- thank you-
B
Caralee has toy scissors
            B
With which Caralee makes small cuts
         E
Now, you don't try to take them
       C#m
Try to borrow or break them
    B7
And Caralee
 
-Ugh! Goddamn it-
           B
Stabs your nuts
 
-Ugh! Gently-- Ugh! --but repeatedly. Ugh!-
C#m7         G#m7
Caralee, Caralee, Caralee
             F#
Threw up and pooed on my MacBook
F#
Woah-oh-oh-oh
B
Caralee knows the F-word
         B
In fact, Caralee wrote a song
     E
It's actually hilarious
       C#m
In inappropriate areas
     B7
Like Caralee's
N.C.
Father's charity banquet
         B
Would be wrong
 
-And now we know-
C#m7           G#m7
Caralee, Caralee, Caralee
             F#           B
I think that she might be Satan
 
Woah-oh-oh-oh
C#m7         G#m7
Caralee, Caralee, Caralee
           F#          B
I swear to God, she is Satan
 
Woah-oh-oh-oh
B
Caralee likes spaghetti
     B
And Caralee only likes spaghetti
E
Spaghetti to eat with
    E
And spaghetti to throw with
       C#m
To get mush between feet with
          C#m
To shout "homo" and "no" with
    C#m
Oh, Caralee
     F#
Caralee-!
    C7
-Is yours for thirty minutes
             C7
Here's fifty dollars. I'll be right back
        Dm7
Mister, Caralee's persuasive, she could help you sell your crack
          Am
Or if you simply need to barter, she's a very easy sale
                  Cm
But please don't throw her in the trash or try to send her in the mail
               Dm
Because she'll just come back to haunt you with her scissors and her smile
              Fm
And it's been awfully nice to meet you, thanks, and so long for a while
 
Ha ha ha!
Am
Now I'm free
        Fm
Now I'm free
        C
Of Caralee!
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