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Heathers The Musical - Beautiful ukulele

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Chords from the official Heathers sheet music, with some slight modifications so that it's not literally impossible to play. Chords with 5 or more notes have been replaced with 4-note chords to make it playable on the uke. In many parts (ESPECIALLY the speaking parts) the timing is rather odd, so just listen to the song and you'll get the hang of it. Enjoy :). Was this info helpful? Yes No
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[VERONICA]
                               Cm
September 1st, 1989. Dear Diary: I believe I'm a good person.
Ya know, I think there's good in everyone.
  Cm Cm7 F Cm F7sus4 F9 Abmaj7 Bb
But here we are, first day of senior year!
Cm    Cm7    F    Cm    Eb/F    F7sus4    F9    Abmaj7    Bb
I look around at all these kids I've known all my life and I ask myself: What happened?

[KIDS]
Cm     Cm7   F        Cm  Eb/F  F7sus4 F9       Abmaj7 Bb
Freak! Slut! Burnout! Bug-eyes! Poser! Lard-ass!

[VERONICA]
Cm                          C7sus4
We were so tiny, happy and shiny, playing tag and getting chased.

[KIDS]
Freak! Slut! Loser! Shortbus!

[VERONICA]
C6sus
Singing and clapping,
                Abmaj7
laughing and napping,
baking cookies, eating paste.

[KIDS]
Bull-dyke! Stuck-up! Hunchback!

[VERONICA]
Cm
Then we got bigger.
                C7sus4
That was the trigger,
Like the Huns invading Rome - Sorry!
Fadd9
Welcome to my school,
                   Abmaj7
This ain't no high school:
This is the Thunderdome.
Fm          Db
Hold your breath
and count the days,
      Cm
we're graduating soon.

[KIDS]
White trash!

[VERONICA]
Eb/Db   Db      Eb/Db Dbmaj7
College will be paradise
   G7sus4  Ab/G       Gm7 Cm
If I'm not dead by June!
      Abmaj9     Ebmaj9
But I know, I know, life can be beautiful.
  Abmaj9    Ebmaj9             Ebadd2
I pray, I pray for a better way.
      Ab           Fm9
If we changed back then,
         Eb7/Ab  Ab
we could change again.
        F7sus4   F7    G7sus4
We can be beautiful...

[HIPSTER DORK]
Ow!

[VERONICA]
Just not today.
Cm Cm7 F Cm Eb/F
Hey, are you okay?

[HIPSTER DORK]
F7sus4 F9 Abmaj7 Bb
Get away, nerd.

[KIDS]
Cm     Cm7   F        Cm Eb/F  F7sus4 F9     Abmaj7 Bb
Freak! Slut! Cripple!  Homo!   Homo!  Homo!

[VERONICA]
Cm
Things will get better
              C7sus4
soon as my letter
comes from Harvard, Duke, or Brown.
Fadd9
Wake from this coma,
           Abmaj9/C
take my diploma,
N.C.         
then I can blow this town.
Fm       Db
Dream of ivy-covered walls
     Ebmaj9
and smoky French cafes...

[RAM]
Watch it!

[VERONICA]
Eb/Db     Db      Eb/Db    Dbmaj7    G7sus4   Ab/G     Gm7 Cm
Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze!

[RAM]
G7
Ooooops.

[VERONICA]
N.C. or (4xx8)
Ram Sweeney. Third year as linebacker.
And eighth year of smacking lunch trays and BEING A HUGE DICK.

[RAM]
What did you say to me skank?

[VERONICA]
N.C.
... Nothing.

[VERONICA & KIDS]
      Abmaj9     Ebadd2
But I know, I know, life can be beautiful.
  Fm9/Eb  Ebmaj9
I pray, I pray for a better way.
      Abadd9        Ebadd9
We were kind before,
         Eb7/Ab     Ab
we can be kind once more.
         F7sus4   F7    G7sus4
We will be beautiful...

[VERONICA]
Agh!... Hey Martha.

[MARTHA]
Hey.

[VERONICA]
Cm Cm7                             Abmaj7 Bb
Martha Dunnstock. My best friend since diapers.

[MARTHA]
Cm Cm7
We on for movie night?

[VERONICA]
                            Abmaj7 Bb
Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop detail.

[MARTHA]
      Cm Cm7
I rented "The Princess Bride."

[VERONICA]
                                Abmaj7 Bb
Again? Don't you have it memorized by now?

[MARTHA]
Cm Cm7                                     Abmaj7 Bb
What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending.

[KURT]
            Cm Cm7
Martha Dumptruck! Wide load!
N.C.
Honnnnnk!

[VERONICA]
N.C. or (4xx8)
Kurt Kelly. Quarterback. He is the smartest guy on the football team. 
Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf.
Hey! Pick that up right now!

[KURT]
I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?

[VERONICA]
Yes, I am. I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend. 
You're a high school has-been waiting to happen. A future gas station attendant.

[KURT]
N.C.                        G7sus4
You have a zit right there.

[VERONICA]
N.C.
Dear diary:
Ebm6
Why...

[HIPSTER DORK]
                Bbm
Why do they hate me?

[REPUBLICAN GIRL]
                  F7/Eb
Why don't I fight back?

[KURT]
            Bbm/Db       Bbm
Why do I act like such a creep?

[VERONICA]
Ebm6
Why...

[MARTHA]
                 Bbm
Why won't he date me?

[RAM]
              F7/Eb
Why did I hit him?

[STONER CHICK, MS. FLEMING, & BLOW-DRIED PREPPY]
           Bbm/Db       Bbm
Why do I cry myself to sleep?

[VERONICA]
Abm6
Why?!...

[KIDS]
          Ebm
Somebody hug me!
          Bb7/Ab
Somebody fix me!
          Ebm
Somebody save me!
             B7/F
Send me a sign, God!
Give me some hope here!
                  E7/Bb D5
Something to live for!

[Interlude]
D A/D Am/D G Eb/D
D A/D Am/D G Eb/D

[KIDS]
D   Bm9     G/F        Eb9       D
Aah... Heather, Heather, and Heather...

[VERONICA]
                      Bbmaj7
Then there's the Heathers. They float above it all.

[KIDS]
D    Bm9     G/F       Eb9       D
I love Heather, Heather, and Heather...
     Bm9     G/F       Eb9       D
I hate Heather, Heather, and Heather...

[VERONICA]
Heather McNamara. Head cheerleader. Her dad's loaded - he sells engagement rings.

[KIDS]
     Bm9     G/F       Eb9       D
I want Heather, Heather, and Heather...

[VERONICA]
Heather Duke. Runs the yearbook. No discernible personality, but her mom did pay for implants.
And Heather Chandler. The Almighty.

[KIDS]
    Bm9      G/F      Eb9
I need Heather, Heather-

[VERONICA]
N.C.
She is a mythic bitch.
Fm             Db             Ebmaj9
They are solid Teflon - never bothered, never harassed.
Eb/Db   Db   Eb/Db   Dbmaj7  G7sus4   Ab/G
I would give anything to be like that.

[HIPSTER DORK]
G7      Abmaj9              Ebmaj9
I'd like to be their boyfriend.

[KIDS]
That would be beautiful.

[STONER CHICK]
Abmaj9                                    Ebmaj7
If I sat at their table, guys would notice me!

[KIDS]
So beautiful!

[MARTHA]
Abmaj9   Ebadd9   Eb7/Ab
I'd like them to be nicer.

[KIDS]
           Ab
That would be beautiful.

[BELEAGUERED GEEK]
F7sus4                 F               Cm7/F                  F7sus4
I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse
         F                    N.C.
and leave her tied up for the rats!

[HEATHER DUKE]
  Cm7 F   F7sus4 F9
(vomits)

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
  Cm7 F                  F7sus4 F9
Grow up, Heather. Bulimia is so '87.

[HEATHER MCNAMARA]
                                  Cm7 F
Maybe you should see a doctor, Heather.

[HEATHER DUKE]
           Cm7 F
Yeah, Heather, Maybe I should.

[MS. FLEMING]
N.C.
Ah, Heather and Heather...and Heather.
C#m   C#m7  F#                                       F#7sus4    F#9
Perhaps you didn't hear the bell over all the vomiting. You're late for class.

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
                C#m   C#m7  F#
Heather wasn't feeling well. We're helping her.

[MS. FLEMING]
      F#7sus4    F#9                       C#m   C#m7  F#
Not without a hall pass you're not. Week's detention.

[VERONICA]
N.C.
Uh, actually, Ms. Fleming, all four of us are out on a hall pass. Yearbook committee.

[MS. FLEMING]
Ebm       F/Eb       Dbmaj7 Bbm                               Ebm F/Eb
... I see you're all listed. Hurry up and get where you're going.

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
            Dbmaj7 Bbm              Ebm F/Eb
This is an excellent forgery. Who are you?

[VERONICA]
               Dbmaj7 Bbm
Veronica Sawyer. I crave a boon.

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
        Ebm F/Eb
What boon?

[VERONICA]
                      Dbmaj7 Bbm
Um, let me sit at your table at lunch. Just once. No talking necessary. 
    Ebm F/Eb                                         Dbmaj7 Bbm
If people think you guys tolerate me, they'll leave me alone... 
  Ebm F/Eb                                                      Dbmaj7 Bbm
Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes.

[HEATHER DUKE]
How about prescriptions?

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Shut up, Heather.

[HEATHER DUKE]
F
Sorry, Heather.

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
     F                           F
For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure.

[HEATHER MCNAMARA]
       Fsus4                                              F/Bb
And a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, 
         Bb7sus                   Gbmaj9/F
I'd have matching halves. That's very important.

[HEATHER DUKE]
  Bb7sus                   Gbmaj9/F       N.C.
Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds.

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
       Gbmaj7
And ya know, ya know, ya know?
Db
This could be beautiful.
   Gbmaj7
Mascara, maybe some lip gloss,
Db                   Dbsus
and we're on our way.
        Gb         Db
Get this girl some blush;
               F/Gb        Gb
And Heather, I need your brush.
               Eb7sus4
Let's make her beautiful.

[HEATHER MCNAMARA]
Let's make her beautiful...

[HEATHER DUKE]
Let's make her beautiful...

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
                  F7sus4
Make her beautiful!
Okay?

[VERONICA]
Okay!

[KURT]
Ebm6           Bbm
Out of my way, geek!

[BELEAGUERED GEEK]
                 F7/Eb
I don't want trouble!

[RAM]
            Bbm/Db    Bbm
You're gonna die at 3pm!

[REPUBLICAN GIRL & GOTH GIRL]
Ebm6                Bbm               F7/Eb
Don't you dare touch me! Get away, pervert!

[BELEAGUERED GEEK]
          Bbm/Db     Bbm
What'd I ever do to them?

[KIDS]
Abm6               Ebm
Who could survive this?
               Bb7/Ab
I can't escape this!
Ebm           F7sus4
I think I'm dying!

[MS. FLEMING]
N.C.
Who's that with Heather?

[KIDS]
Eb Gb Ebm6
Whoa.
Bb5   F/Bb   Abmaj7/Bb     Ebmaj7
Heather, Heather, Heather...

[GOTH GIRL]
And someone!

[KIDS]
Bb5   F/Bb   Abmaj7/Bb     Eb
Heather, Heather, Heather...

[PRINCIPAL, COACH, & MS. FLEMING]
Ebmaj7
And a babe!

[KIDS]
Bb5   F/Bb  Abm/Bb Eb
Heather, Heather, Heather...

[MARTHA]
N.C.        F7sus4
Veronica?!

[KIDS]
    Gb F
Veronica?
    Gb F
Veronica!
    Gb F7sus4
Veronica!!!

[VERONICA & KIDS]
       Esus/A                 E
And ya know, ya know, ya know, life can be beautiful.
    Esus/A                    E
You hope, you dream, you pray, and you get your way!
       Aadd9 Eadd9/B
Ask me how it feels
          E7/A    A
looking like hell on wheels...
             F#7sus4
My God, it's beautiful!
           F#7sus4
I might be beautiful!
                G#7sus4
And when you're beautiful...
                               C#
It's a beautiful frickin' day!

[KIDS]
   G#/C#     G#m/C#    F#           C#
Heather!  Heather!  Heather!  Veronica!
   G#/C#     G#m/C#    F#           C#5
Heather!  Heather!  Heather!  Veronica!
A D#dim C#5
Veronica!
A D#dim C#5
Veronica!
A D#dim C#5
Veronica!
      C#
VERONICA!

            
            
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ejert4444 26 May 18, 2017 05:32 PM

Oh my god that's a lot of chords

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