Glitterball – Words and music by Anthony Hill Fmaj Bbmaj7 They’ve got sex toys for sale in the toilets Fmaj Bbmaj7 Oh! Tell me what the devil they’re trying to encourage! Fmaj Bbmaj7 A vast array of spirits for just a quid About the same price as a soul Fmaj Bbmaj7 Oh! Tell me what they want to encourage! Fmaj Gmaj7 Bbmaj7 Less decisive power than Deborah Woodruff Cmaj7 But at least she had some grace! Fmaj Gmaj7 Bbmaj7 There’s not a single birth control device Cmaj7 In this god forsaken place! Fmaj Gmaj7 Bbmaj7 Take her to the glitterball tonight Cmaj7 She’ll suck your dick for a Marlboro Light Fmaj Gmaj7 Bbmaj7 Don’t stop her getting in fights Cmaj7 ‘Cos that’s just the way she moves, alright? Fmaj Bbmaj7 Dressed to kill in threads that barely conceal them Fmaj Bbmaj7 Tell me what the devil they’re trying to encourage! Fmaj Bbmaj7 Armed with glitter bombs disguised as drinks Because they won’t let you in with a knife Fmaj Bbmaj7 What the fuck are they trying to encourage?! Fmaj Gmaj7 Bbmaj7 She’s looking for a fight with anyone Cmaj7 Who wants to look at her the way Fmaj Gmaj7 Bbmaj7 That people do in disgust Cmaj7 At how she puts it on a plate *Repeat Chorus* Fmaj Gmaj7 There’s no harm being promiscuous Bbmaj7 Cmaj7 Just keep it inconspicuous like the rest Fmaj Gmaj7 Bbmaj7 Cmaj7 The rest of the girls who swapped their dreams for dirt Fmaj Gmaj7 She’s off her face on Tanqueray Bbmaj7 Cmaj7 I wonder what her dad would say Fmaj Gmaj7 About her drinking underage Bbmaj7 Cmaj7 And getting in a state Fmaj Gmaj7 She ain’t no Margaux Hemingway Bbmaj7 Cmaj7 But she’ll whop her tits out anyway Fmaj Gmaj7 They’re merely a distraction Bbmaj7 Cmaj7 From the vomit on her face *Repeat Chorus* Fmaj Gmaj7 Bbmaj7 Cmaj7 Glitter on the dirty pavement, glitter on the streets Fmaj Gmaj7 Bbmaj7 Cmaj7 Glitter on the dirty pavement, glitter on your cheek Fmaj Gmaj7 Bbmaj7 Cmaj7 Glitter on the dirty pavement, glitter on the streets Fmaj Gmaj7 Glitter on the dirty pavement... Bbmaj7 Cmaj7 Glitterball same time, same place next week!