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Casting Call For A Best Friend chords

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  Bb
I met this girl she’s really nice
     Bb
Her name is Sarah Hertsonweiss
     Gm
She looks a lot like me
          Bb
But that dress kind of makes her look fat
      Eb                       F
And if I were her I’d hide my hair in my hat

  Bb
I met this girl shes really cute
     Bb
Shes really talented to boot
     Gm
Her name is Petulia
   Bb
I hear that shes a great actor
    Eb              F
Too bad she uses imitation max factor


           Bb
There can only be one of my type in this town
        F                     Bb
And its bad enough that I am short
          Bb                  Eb
There can only be one still standing her ground
F                    Bb
After the coroners report

  Bb
I met this girl who’s really nice
      Bb
I bet that she’s got pubic lice
    Gm
She got from her ex Boyfriend
   Gm                  Bb
Or just because shes a whore
   Eb         F
A dirty ugly whore

  Bb
I met this girl who’s really cute
Bb
With a face id like to shoot
        Gm
Shes always taking my parts
         Gm                 Bb
Well at least I can sing on key
Eb          F
Lalalalala look at me

           Bb
There can only be one ingenue’s best friend
          F                     Bb
And I’m gonna get cast in this show
           Bb               Eb  
There can only be one left alive in the end
          F                      Bb
And I’ll tell you how far I will go

       Gm
I will go to her agent and tell them she’s pregnant
D
Create a few nasty detours

       Gm                    Eb
I will go to the office and file a report
                 F
That she’s been taking non-equity tours

         Eb                    Bb
I will blacklist her name and say she hates gays
           D                      Gm
Tell her manager she’s shopping around

        F                 Gm
I will post nude pics of her on the web 
        A                          Bb
Cau’se horse face you’re so going down

   F       Eb       F
I hate you so damn much 
        Bb
Please die

     Bb
And when the smoke has cleared away
Bb
On that happy day of days
     Bb
When I’m on broadway
    Gm                 Bb
And all my dreams are revealed
         Eb                        F
They’ll find what’s left of your head in a field

Bb
Why do they all have to move in next door
            F                        Bb 
can’t they just take a hint and get goin?
Bb
Just when your champagne’s ready to pour
D                               Gm
Some bitch of a whore gets her foot in the door
F                      Bb
Right when you get a toe in
           B
There can only be one of me in this town
         F#                      G#m 
And I’m sticking my neck out in front
            B                  E
There can only be one still standing her ground 
F#                                            B
You fat friggin cow of a cuuu...aann we play sisters?
    D#
Oh sure!
           G#m
That’d be fine
          B                         E          
But you better watch your back you big stupid bitch
(silence)                               B
Cause ill be watching you every line

            
            
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