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College Humour - My Two True Loves chords

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As I heard it from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_l_7TWf_oo

G Bm C

G                  D
I go through life alone
   G       F       C
no one to hold my hand
   G                             D
when I show off my Kindle in a Starbucks 
    F                   C
the ladies don't give a damn
  G               D
I'm not much of a believer
F           C
in fate and destiny
G                         D
but I know that somewhere out there
C               D
are 2 girls for me

my 2 true loves
Bm       C   D
my 2 and only
Bm                       Am
2 nude souls beneath the covers
Bm                   Am
ain't enough, I need another
my 2 true loves
Bm       C   D
my 2 and only
Bm               C               G
together we will be just you and me... and her

G                D 
They'll be 2 in a million
       G    F                       C
one in five hundred thousand if you prefer
     G                           D
I'll give a hundred percent of myself to she
         F               C
the other 100 percent to her
G        D        F              C
you + me = us, + her = even more fun
        G                 D
but the 3 of us have more math to do
C    D
69 + 1

G                       D
I'll only have eyes for both of them
       F                     C
Whisper sweet nothings in my ear
         G                      D  
and I'll pass them along to the other girl
       F                  C
if she didn't already hear 
G             D
true eternal romance
F                      C
lives for moments like this
   G              D
so pure sweet and innocent
C         C
Now you 2 kiss

my 2 true loves
Bm       C   D
my 2 and only
Bm                    Am
every soul has just 2 mates
       Bm                        Am
one to hump and one to masturbate
my 2 true loves
Bm       C   D
my 2 and only
G                            C              
There'll be nothing we can't do just me and you... and her

C                      G      Bm
I wish that there were 2 of me
C                            G        D
so I could watch myself fuck both of you

my 2 true loves
         C   D
my 2 and only
    Bm                Am
our love will have no rules 
Bm              Am
except no other dudes
Bm                           Am
she'll fill both holes in my soul
Bm                      A
filling them back is my goal
Bm                        C             G
an eternal bond of trust, just the 2 of us... and her

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