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Jon Cozartpaint After Ever After - A Disney Parody chords

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C                       Em                      G
I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue
C                               Em
But mermaids are going missing; they end up in someone’s stew
C                             Em                        G
So just try to put yourself in to somebody else’s gills
Em                              D               G
You’re killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills (oh no)
              Em                                          D
Thank you, BP (thank you BP-P-P); Thank you, BP (thank you BP-P-P)
                Em           D                  G
The British are killing, oil is spilling, now I can’t see
G                                   D          G                                Em
Chinamen feast on Flounder’s fins, plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends
                C                       D                         G
Oceans are browning; I think I’m drowning, thanks to BP (you suck)
Em                                      D
Hey, I’m okay, but I’m slightly scared; my husband’s a mark for the War on Terror
Em                      D
Aladdin was taken by the CIA
Em                                              G               D
We’re not Taliban; you’ve got the wrong man, in Guantanamo Bay!
        G                  Em               C     D
Prince Ali, where could he be; drowning in wa-wa?
D                                       Em
Interrogation from the Nation of the Free
D                               Em
Bin Laden’s taken the fall; we’re not trained pilots at all

G                                       Em
Jafar went crazy, and no one put up a fuss
G                                       Em
We’re for freedom; Genie can vouch for us
D                       C       Em      
Bush was crazy; Obama’s lazy; Al-Qaida’s not in this country!
D               Em
Set free my Prince Ali
G                               Em      D
This town’s gone wild since I married Adam
G               Em              D
They think I’m going straight to Hell (She’ll burn in Hell)
Em                              C               Em                              C
But the charges laid on me of bestiality could wind up getting me thrown in a cell (she is a witch)
C              Em               D
Oh, I’m overrun by mad men (we’re all crazy); 
             D       Em         D
I hear they plan to burn me at the stake (the witch will fry, that Belle must die)
C       Em              D
They legit believe I’m Satan 
             D          Em                  D               G
And now I hear that PETA’s gonna take my beast away
G                                    Em        G                                       D
After John Smith travelled back to England, I helped my people cultivate the fields
        C                       Em
‘Fore English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
                D       Em                      D
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel

G                    D                  Em
They forced us into unknown lands of exile
G                                       D
They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead
C                                       Em
So now I’m far more liberal with a weapon
D                       Em              C
When I separate their bodies from their heads (wait, what?!)
G                                       Em   C          G                                       D
Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy, or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
G                                               Em  C
Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy’s eyeball (sacrebleu!)?
        Em                                   D
Can you paint with the red colors in these men?
        G                        Em         C
I can murder if I please, cuz I’m dying of disease!
        C               Em              G
I can paint with the red colors in these men

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Suzie1221 10 Sep 28, 2013 11:15 AM

Um... There is more in the beginning and the end of the song...
If you've ever wondered why
Disney tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their
dreams came true

Thanks to BP
Where's Prince Ali?
I've got STD's

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netuti0 10 Jul 09, 2014 06:11 AM

Clearly wrong.

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Salikat 83 Jul 18, 2014 09:43 AM

Lack of accuracy. Clearly wrong.

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