great and hilarious song, not such a well-known band but soon to be popular the barking spider by: NAY! We are but men. Intro – Am Am Am (silence) Woooo, Woooo (whisper) Barking Spider! Am Am I’ve been all around the world, I thought I saw everything. But then that fateful day, I was Am walking down the road. Then I saw, lying on the mocking ground, next to a giant rock. Am There she was. Am (pause) It was a barking spider! D F It followed me around like a shark in the sea, C G right then and there I started drinkin’ me tea, F It was destiny. D F C G Back in me homeland of Tennessee, I knew a good man named lil’ Timmy, F Shimmy-shimmy. Am Am But one day, everything was going insane, and lil’ Timmy got hit by a hurricane! (silence) And that oughta suck! (pause) It was a barking spider! -guitar solo- (whisper) That barking spider. Am (strum once per line) They found lil’ Timmy on a barbarian island. Am (strum once per line) But sadly, before they could reach him, Am (strum once per line) He was hit, by a HURRICANE! (silence) Again! D F And then their expensive boat got hit by a truck, C G The sea came to life, and so did the muck! F All right! All right! Am (one strum to end the song) (pause) It was a barking spider!