Alright, this is a song my friend and I made up for our improv band. It's amazing. Em Em Am Once, there was a boy, named Jimmy-Sue, Em Em Dm Am G G G And Jimmy-Sue wanted some gum from the mall! Em Em Am Am Am So Jimmy-Sue went to the mall, Em Em Em Em Em(quick picking) BUT THEY HAD NO GUM! Em Am Dm Am Em So, all depressed, Jimmy-Sue went to the Food Court C G G G G G G And there he had a glimmer of hope C C C C G G G G..... For under the table, was a Pikachu trading card Em Am C G Am And then an old hobo walked up to him Em Am C G C G7 C And said "Do you want this gum?" (sing heavy/death metal like) C C C C C (quick picking) AND JIMMY-SUE ATE THE GUM!