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BAND: Know Eff Ecks
SONG: This Musheen is for
ALBM: Sellph Entie Told 

                           NOFX
                           THIS MACHINE IS 4

Song from Self Entitled. There's this Dr Seuss story called "The Sneetches". Its 
about these yellow creatures; 
some with stars on their bellies and some without. The starred one look down on the others.(Noses up and 
peering down) So, in comes McBean who has a machine that could but stars on the bellies of those without 
for 3 bucks.(Hanging out with old McBean and his grandiose machine) Now the ones who orignally had stars 
don't feel so special, so McBean comes up with a Star-Off machine that takes off the stars for 10 bucks. 
The Sneetches go back and forth in these machines until they are broke and McBean walks away a rich guy.
Turning bellies into stars, then repeating. Making everyone the same is the end game 
Sound Familiar?

---intro

   Dm  D                   A# C  D                   A# C  D                  A# C  D       A  A# C  F
e|---|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-6~|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-7~|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-7~|---------12----------15-17---------12----------15-17---------12---------15-17---------14-15-17-10-|
A|-5~|-1212121212-12121212-13-15-1212121212-12121212-13-15-1212121212-1212121213-15-1212121212-13-15--8-|
E|---|-1010101010-10101010-------1010101010-10101010-------1010101010-10101010------10101010------------|
      [pm     ]   [       ]     [       ]  [        ]     [       ]   [      ]     [        ]



---verse (double digit chords get messy so  % -play 12x   

   A#              F               C               D         A  A# C  F
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------55-555-555-555-577-777-77-------------|
D|-88-888-888-888-833-333-333-333-355-555-555-555-577-777-77-14-15-17-10-|
A|-88-888-888-888-833-333-333-333-333-333-333-333-355-555-55-12-13-15- 8-|
E|-66-666-666-666-611-111-111-111-1--------------------------------------|

   A#               F              G               C
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------%--------------%-----------------------------------|
G|------------------10-------------12--------------5-555-55~--(PICK   )--|
D|-88-888-888-888-8-10-------------12--------------5-555-55~--(SCRAPE!)--|
A|-88-888-888-888-8- 8-------------10--------------3-333-33~-------------|
E|-66-666-666-666-6------------------------------------------------------|


Condescending keeps us gay in a denotative way                
Noses up and peering down. Tight lips pursed into a frown


---chorus   * -play 6x    ^ -play 3x 

   D     A#     F      A   C   D     A     A#    C 
e|-----------------------------------------------------|
B|--*------*------*------^---^--*-----------------*----| Fleece the rich and cheat the poor
G|-7-----15-----10-----14--17--7------*-----*----5-----| 
D|-7-----15-----10-----14--17--7-----7-----8-----5-----| That's what this machine is for
A|-5-----13------8-----12--15--5-----7-----8-----3-----|
E|-----------------------------------5-----6-----------| Turning bellies into stars, then repeating

   D     A#     F      A   C   D     A     A#    C 
e|-----------------------------------------------------|
B|--*------*------*------^---^--*----------------------| Stab the poor, slice the rich
G|-7-----15-----10-----14--17--7------*-----*-----%----|
D|-7-----15-----10-----14--17--7-----7-----8-----5-----| Turn the lever, flip the switch
A|-5-----13------8-----12--15--5-----7-----8-----3-----|
E|-----------------------------------5-----6-----------| Making everyone the same is the end game
                                                [pm   ]


---verse 2

   A#              F               C               D         A  A# C  F
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------55-555-555-555-577-777-77-------------|
D|-88-888-888-888-833-333-333-333-355-555-555-555-577-777-77-14-15-17-10-|
A|-88-888-888-888-833-333-333-333-333-333-333-333-355-555-55-12-13-15- 8-|
E|-66-666-666-666-611-111-111-111-1--------------------------------------|

   A#               F              G                C
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------5-555-55~--(PICK   )--|
D|-88-888-888-888-833-333-333-333-355-555-555-555-55-555-55~--(SCRAPE!)--|
A|-88-888-888-888-833-333-333-333-355-555-555-555-53-333-33~-------------|
E|-66-666-666-666-611-111-111-111-133-333-333-333-3----------------------|

Hanging out with old McBean and his grandiose machine
No one seems to be annoyed. No one sees this as obscene



---chorus   * -play 6x    ^ -play 3x 

   D     A#     F      A   C   D     A     A#    C 
e|-----------------------------------------------------|
B|--*------*------*------^---^--*-----------------*----| Fleece the rich and cheat the poor
G|-7-----15-----10-----14--17--7------*-----*----5-----| 
D|-7-----15-----10-----14--17--7-----7-----8-----5-----| That's what this machine is for
A|-5-----13------8-----12--15--5-----7-----8-----3-----|
E|-----------------------------------5-----6-----------| Turning bellies into stars, then repeating

   D     A#     F      A   C   D     A     A#    C 
e|-----------------------------------------------------|
B|--*------*------*------^---^--*----------------------| Stab the poor, slice the rich
G|-7-----15-----10-----14--17--7------*-----*-----%----|
D|-7-----15-----10-----14--17--7-----7-----8-----5-----| Turn the lever, flip the switch
A|-5-----13------8-----12--15--5-----7-----8-----3-----|
E|-----------------------------------5-----6-----------| Making everyone the same is the end game
                                                [pm   ]


---bridge/outro?
   F      C     A#    F     F      C     A#     F      D     C     F     A#   D      C     A#    
e|---------------------------------------------------|---------------------------------------------- |
B|---*-----*------------*-----*-----*------------*---|--*-----*----------------*------*------------- |
G|-10-----5------*----10----10-----5------*----10----|-7-----5------*---------7------5------*------- |
D|-10-----5-----8-----10----10-----5-----8-----10----|-7-----5-----3-----8----7------5-----8-------- |
A|--8-----3-----8------8-----8-----3-----8------8----|-5-----3-----3-----8----5------3-----8-------- |
E|--------------6------------------------6-----------|-------------1-----6-----------------6-------- |



    F     C     A#    F     F      C     A#    F       D     C     F     A#   D      C     A#     F
e|---------------------------------------------------|---------------------------------------------- |
B|---*-----*------------*-----*-----*------------*---|--*-----*----------------*------*------------- | H
G|-10-----5------*----10----10-----5------*----10----|-7-----5------*---------7------5------*------- | E
D|-10-----5-----8-----10----10-----5-----8-----10----|-7-----5-----3-----8----7------5-----8------3- | F
A|--8-----3-----8------8-----8-----3-----8------8----|-5-----3-----3-----8----5------3-----8------3- | E
E|--------------6------------------------6-----------|-------------1-----6-----------------6------1- |
 |
e|---------------------------------------------------|---------------------------------------------- |
B|---*-----*-----*-----*------*-----*-----*------*---|---*----*------*-----*-----*-----*-----*------ | M
G|-10----12----15----10-----10----12----15-----10----|-10---12-----14----15---10-----12----15----10- | E
D|---------------------------------------------------|---------------------------------------------- | L
A|--8----10----13-----8------8----10----13------8----|--8---10-----12----13----8-----10----13-----8- |
E|---------------------------------------------------|---------------------------------------------- |


She's a gear, you're a cam, I'm a cog.
She's a gear, you're a cam, I'm a cog
This machine was invented by McBean 
but we all make up the parts
Cuts us up and take our hearts



This tab is 4 you!!.... I'm sorry. That little high octave riff in the outro was pretty hard to figure
out. 


Okay more Self Entitles are coming up.

-Dysenteryandy

            
            
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