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Draft Dodger Rag ukulele

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This is the way Phil played it at the Democratic Convention......


F                                      G
I'm just a typical American boy from a typical American town.
    C7                                                      F
I believe in God and Senator Dodd and in keeping old Castro down.
    F                                     G
And when it came my time to serve, I knew better dead than red.
    C7                                                     F
But when I got to my ol' draft board, buddy this is what I said:

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            F
"Sarge, I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen,
      G
And I always carry a purse.
      C7                                                             F
I got eyes like a bat, and my feet are flat, and my asthma's getting worse.
    F                                          G
Oh, think of my career, my sweetheart dear, my poor old invalid aunt.
           C7
Besides, I ain't no fool, I'm going to school,
                             F
And I'm working in a defense plant.

        F
I got a dislocated disc, and a racked up back,
      G
I'm allergic to flowers and bugs,
             C7
And when the bombshell hits I get epileptic fits
                               F
And I'm addicted to a thousand drugs.
          F
I got the weakness woes, I can't touch my toes,
      G
I can hardly reach my knees.
           C7                                            F
And if the enemy came close to me, I'd probably start to sneeze."



       F                                       G
I hate Chou En Lai and I hope he dies, but one thing you gotta see,
     C7                                                    F
That someone's gotta go over there, and that someone isn't me.
     F
So I wish you well, Sarge, give 'em hell,
      G
Yeah, kill me a thousand or so.
           C7
And if you ever get a war without blood and gore,
                          F
Well I'll be the first to go.


my friend tabbed it so i wont take credit 

            
            
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