Toast Chords

This song exists here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_biHDctzzk
 
Tune to Eb, capo to 3nd fret
or
Standard capo on 2nd fret
 
     C         D
It's late, I'm high
    G               C
I'm hungry for some toast
C                  D            G           C
Get some bread and roast in the machine for that
 
   C      D
Oh great, a thing
     G          C
It's shiny and interesting
        C            D
I wanna check it out forever
    G                C
And think of nothing else
 
    C       D
Oh wait, oh shit
  G                C
I forgot about the toast
C               D
Chilling in the toaster
G           C
For half an hour
 
 
C                D
Think quick, act fast
G            C
Ask the internet
C                 D
Help me solve the issue of
G                C
Cold yet toasted bread
 
 
C  C/B  Am
So many
C    C/B      Am
Suggestions
C          C/B Am
Are rollin in
    C         C/B Am
You answered
   C        C/B Am
My question
C C/B Am
I owe    ya one
 
 
HE MOVES THE CAPO UP ONE FRET HERE BUT KEEPS THE CHORD SHAPES!
FOR CLARITY'S SAKE, I HAVE NOTATED IT ONE CHORD HIGHER/
 
 
C#             D#
Considering my options
     G#             C#
More carefully than most
     C#               D#
It's seeming like the microwave
      G#                C#
Might save the piece of toast
 
    C#        D#
Too long, too short
G#           C#
How about 15 seconds?
    C#            D#
The microwave completes and beeps
    G#               C#
The steamy bread now beckons
 
   C#      D#
oh boy, oh man,
      G#             C#
let's introduce some jam
C#            D#
Blueberry and strawberry
G#              C#
And boysenberry yea!
 
    C#      D#
And now the moment
      G#               C#
We've all been waiting for
  C#               D#
I can't believe we get to see
       G#         C#
What's finally in store
 
C#     D#
I take a bite
    G#             C#
Not great but it's alright
C#              D#
considering the circumstances
  G#                C#
I guess it's pretty tight
 
C#       D#
The end, the heel
     G#             C#
It's just the way I feel
     C#           D#
What started as a hearty snack
G#              C#
Became a decent meal.
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