Fried Noodles Chords

[Intro]
C#
What happened?
C#
His head fell off!
C#
His head fell off?
F                          C#
Yeah, he was pretty old
G               G
Oh, that's it! I've had it with this dump!
C
We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!
 
 
[Bridge 1]
C
Pussy, pussy, pussy
              C#
Can't you see
                  C
You bitches can't do it like me
                   C#
Motherfuckers stay mad
C#
Like I killed their mom or something
                     C
If you really didn't care
C
You'd let it be
 
 
[Verse 1]
C
I've been dying since day one
C#
But y'all knew that
C
My dick is like Americans
C
Too fat, but dangerous
        F#
I'm the grimiest motherfucker to walk this earth
    C#
The shit I do is way below dirty sewers, a connoisseur
A#
I'm a flying reptile
   F#
A pterodactyl on Adderall
                                C#
I've got a bunch of scales that I dug up
C#
You've never heard at all
F                         C
Eat a dick little faggot, jeez
C
And furthermore
C
You're trying to scrap with me
              C#
I don't beef, faggot
C#
I'm herbivore
F
Hmm
F
I crawled into the industry
  A#
A saturated circus
A#
Manipulating like Hillary
F
They say I'm crazy
    G#
But lately they've been defending me
G#
Because take a look around, motherfucker
C#
Everyone's digging me
 
 
[Chorus]
  G                           C
I live in a constant state of fear and misery
Cm                G
Do ya miss me anymore
    G                            C
and I don't even notice when it hurts anymore 
    Cm
anymore, anymore
    G
anymore
 
 
[Bridge 2]
Am
Pussy, pussy, pussy
F#
Can't you read
                             C
I'm a dirty old pussy eating freak
C
Motherfuckers still mad
       F#
Like I killed their mom or something
       C
If you really didn't care
             G#
You'd let me eat
 
 
[Verse 2]
G#
Here we go again
          F#
I'll make jokes about your estrogen
F#
That's pretty much the rest of this song
F#
I'm roasting everything
F
I'm a weird little entity
F
That'll enter titties
C#                    F#
And bust all over the tummy and little nippies
A#
I know I'm morbid at times
Am
That's how I like to be
     F
They call my dick a mammoth
F
You're salty you got a micro-d
C#
Classic penis joke
C#
Inserted with appropriate timing
                               G
Because if I ain't got a penis line
G
I ain't dining
F            F#
No homo, but seriously I'm getting faded
F#
And my life is like my vids
    C
Low budget and underrated
C
Kids, the only way to succeed
C
Is to chip away at the soul
                         C#
And hope by the time you get there
C#
You ain't singin'
 
 
[Chorus]
  G                           C
I live in a constant state of fear and misery
Cm                G
Do ya miss me anymore
    G                            C
and I don't even notice when it hurts anymore 
    Cm
anymore, anymore
    G
anymore
 
 
[Outro]
N.C.
Don't take the lyrics too seriously
N.C.
I don't really give a shit
(personally I think this is a lie, it seems like Joji is trying to reach out any way he can)
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