King Of Comedy Chords

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KING OF COMEDY
 
Chords by:  Bryan Killingsworth (akilling@pen.k12.va.us)
 
 
D
Make your money with a suit and tie
A
Make your money with a shrewd denial
C                              G
Make your money expert advice,
G   A                 (before chorus hold 1st A on this line)
If you can wing it
 
D
Make your money with a power ply
A
Make your money with a buyout bribe
C            G  G  A
Make it lie     as long as you mean it
 
Chorus:
Gm      C             G
I'm not King of Comedy
Gm              C             G
Grease the pig, give a squeeze (squeeze me)
 
 
D
Make your money with exploitation
A
Make it holy illumination
C                             G
Say a prayer at every station
G               A
Don't forget to ask for mercy
 
D
Make your money with a pretty face
A
Make it easy with product placement
C                                 G
Make it charged with controversy
G                 A
I'm straight, I'm queer, I'm bi
 
 
Gm      C             G
I'm not king of comedy,
Gm           C         G
I'm not your magazine,
Gm           C          G
I'm not your television
 
 
{Bridge:}  G5  Slide (8x)
 
 
D
Make your money, make it rich
A
make it young and make it quick
C                                     G
Make your money on the jukebox, baby,
G    A
it's pick up sticks
 
D
Make your enemies make your moves
A
Make your critics fumble through
C                                   G
Make it smart and make it schmooze
G       A
Make it look easy
 
Gm      C             G
I'm not king of comedy,
Gm           C         G
I'm not your magazine,
Gm           C          G
I'm not your television
Gm           C             G
I'm not your movie screen
Gm         C     G
I'm not commodity    (all together now)
 
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Gm          C     G
I'm not commodity
Gm          C     G
I'm not commodity
Gm          C     G
I'm not commodity
Gm          C     G
I'm not commodity
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