Haunted House:Sam The Sham And The Pharaohs. Flip Side of Ju Ju Hand on MGM Records in 1965. INTRO: (Spooky laugh.) #1. C I just moved in my new house today.. F Moving was hard but I got squared away.. G When bells starting ringin' and chains rattled loud, C I knew I'd moved in a haunted house. #2. C Still I made up my mind to stay. F Nothing was a-gonna drive me away. G When I saw something that give me the creeps, C Had one big eye and two big feet. #3. C I stood right there and I did the Freeze. F It did The Stroll right up to me. G Made a noise with its feet that sounded like a drum. C Said, "You gonna be here when the morning comes?" #4. C "Say, yes, I'll be here when the morning comes. F I'll be right here, I ain't gonna run. G I bought this house, now I'm boss, C Ain't no haint's gonna run me off." #5. C In my kitchen my stove was a blazing hot. F Coffee was a-boiling in the pot. G Grease had melted in the pan. C I had a hunk of meat in my hand. #6. C From outter space there sat a man, F On the hot stove with the pots and pans. G "Say that's hot!" I began to shout. C He drank the hot coffee right from the spout. C He ate the raw meat right from my hand. F Drank the hot grease from the frying pan. G And said to me, "You better run, and don't be here C When the morning comes." OUTRO: C "Say, yes, I'll be here when the morning comes. F I'll be right here, I ain't gonna run. G I bought this house, now, I am boss, C Ain't no haint's gonna run me off." (Spooky laugh.) A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.