Shitty Day Ukulele Chords

   [C]        [F]
I hate myself today.
  [G]                [C}
I don’t know what’s happening to me.
   [C]         [F]
I hate my face today.
   [G]            [C]
I think I look so shitty.
 
  [C]       [F]
I have some spot everywhere.
      [G]         [C]
And I’m not even shaved.
   [C]      [F]
My hair all greasy.
  [G]      [C]
I look disgusting.
 
  [C]       [F]
My eyes are glued.
   [G]       [C]
My lips are chapped.
   [C]       [F]
My legs are prickling.
    [G]      [C]
And plus I’m stinky today.
 
[C]       [F]                [G]        [C]
How can I date someone with a face like that?
[C]                 [F]
I know you’re gonna dump me again,
[G]            [C]
And I am gonna cry.
 
        [F]             [G]
Caus you want a perfect girl,
      [C]            [F]
And I’m not what you expect.
    [F]           [G]
You want a perfect girl,
      [C]  [F]
And I look shitty today.
 
 
Maybe I should put some makeup,
And find some crazy outfits.
But I am very tired today
And I don’t care if I’m not pretty.
 
Should be like these girls,
Skinny and great all the time.
I’m still wearing my slippers
And eat all the candies at home.
 
I should sleep more,
And stop going out everyday.
I should focus more,
And stop complaining today.
 
Tell me, How can I date someone with a face like that?
I know you’re gonna dump me again,
And I am gonna cry.
 
Caus you want a perfect girl,
And I’m not so perfect.
You want a perfect girl,
And I look shitty today.
 
Tell me, how can I date someone with a face like that?
I know you’re gonna dump me,
And I am gonna cry.
 
 
Don't know if that's correct, but anyway... Try it yourself :)
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